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Old 06-15-2019, 12:13 AM   #61
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Guess who: "Slow it down & let me in, or I'll go out and get some gin"???
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AUNT BEE
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... she didn't... But how could she
deny it? Everyone knows she's been
henna-rinsing for years... Oh, natural
red-head my foot. Why, she's been
rinsing so long her temples are henna-
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Andy: "I found out tough talk's just talk."
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You're both a lot bigger than I am, but this badge represents a lot of people. They're a lot bigger than either one of you. Now, are you gonna get movin'?

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Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
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Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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Briscoe Darling: (Aunt Bee has hit Briscoe with a spoon) Ow! What'd you do that for?

Aunt Bee Taylor: No elbows on the table.

Briscoe Darling: (to Andy) That ain't fair; her hittin' first and explainin' the rules after.
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