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Old 06-17-2005, 06:22 PM   #1
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Okay,okay..I know i have posted soo many threads(lol)but i LOVE posting threads like these!Okay,i did fave episodes,but what are your fave TMTMS quotes?One of mine is in my sig...anybody else?
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I have so many. But I'll go with one: "Eric this is my friend, Rhoda Morgenstern. Rhoda this is Eric Shrimp." That is one of my all-time favorite lines .... since I was young.
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I LOVE THAT ONE!!!! I watch it over and over again and just can't get enough.
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One of my favorites is when Mary and Rhoda are shopping in that boutique in the ANGELS IN THE SNOW episode, and they realize how they have transcended the "young and hip" generation gap. Rhoda comes across a rack with some greeting cards and booklets on it.

A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO'S FRIENDLY

"A friend is someone who's friendly" (turns page)
"...even when it's raining" (turns page)
"... even when it's night time" (turns page)
"... even when it's snowing" (turns page)
"... even when it isn't".

(looks at back cover) $3.50!!!
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Mary answers Rhoda's questions on the phone with words beginning with the letter "A" for Yes or words beginning with the letter "B" for No to abvoid giveing Rhoda away to Mrs. Morgenstern, who's in Mary's apartment. When Mary gives Rhoda away by accident and Rhoda asks her if Mrs. Morgenstern knows Rhoda is upstairs, Mary says, "Al . . . abama!"

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Rhoda: "This is my date, Mr. and Mrs. Armond Linten."

Mary: "I've been around. Well, maybe I haven't been around, but I've been nearby."
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Oh - oh - also from "Angels in the Snow" -
Ted: "I got consummated!" Lou: "Did you take something for it?"
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I've always liked Chuckles the Clown's favorite saying. "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."
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One of my favorites is a Murray quote from "Will Mary Richards Go to Jail?"

Ted: Who am I (doing a James Cagney impersonation), "I'm not gonna eat this slop, see? I'm bustin' outta here."

Murray: Sue Ann's first husband?
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A kind of "new" favorite:

Rhoda (To Phyllis): "She already did a service for mankind, by hanging up on you."
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Rhoda on one of her dates: "Can you believe it? A man who's never had Chinese food in his life?"
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Mary : Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything.
Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all


Rhoda (staring at a piece of candy) I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
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Rhoda: "Your mother gives you Midwestern love. My mother gives me Bronx love. There's a lot of guilt involved in that!"

That may be more of a paraphrase . . .
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I am looking for two quotes. Which episode does Mary say that "she's been around" and then which episode does she tell Ted to stuff his sock down his throat?
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