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MA · 10-08-2018, 06:28 PM

Grace: Karen, I'm not gonna marry someone just because I want a nice apartment.
Karen: Um...yes. That-that would be wrong.
Grace: It would be settling. I want to marry "the One."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you gonna get to the two and the three?

MA · 10-09-2018, 06:54 AM

"Grace: I mean, can you imagine me in a three-way?
[Will and Karen laugh]
Karen: Honey, I can barely imagine you in a two-way.
Grace: Come on, it's not outside the realm of possibility.
Will: Grace, I can see me in a three-way. I can see Karen in a two-way."

MA · 01-01-2019, 08:01 AM

Jack: I have had the biggest glitter related tragedy since Mariah Carey's film debut.

MA · 01-03-2019, 08:25 AM

"Rob: [Playing $25,000 Pyramid] Go!
Will Truman: Ok, ok. Uh...
[Reading the Card]
Will Truman: Oh, driftwood. Uh... John Wayne. Your parents' marriage.
Grace Adler: Things that are dead.
Will Truman: Yes. Uh... my one night stand on Fire Island.
Grace Adler: Latin things!
Will Truman: Good. Uh... The postcard I sent you from Italy. Uh, "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M
Grace Adler: Oh! Things that make you cry!
Will Truman: Yes. Um... Professor Gopnick's teeth...
Grace Adler: Things that are yellow!
Will Truman: Yes. And, uh... a cane. Uh, uh, a railing.
Grace Adler: Huh? No, come on, give me another clue!
Will Truman: Uh... each other.
Grace Adler: Things that you lean on!"

Smartboy · 01-03-2019, 10:58 PM

Grace; I just donated five-hundred dollars to the Paul Smith Fabulous Boot Foundation!

MA · 01-04-2019, 06:34 AM

Patron #1 - -Henry: Hey, hey, hey, come on, you two, how's about a kiss?
Crowd: Oh, yeah! Yeah!
[Chanting]
Crowd: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
[Will kisses Grace]
Crowd: .
Grace Adler: Nothing? Anything?
Will Truman: Sorry. Nothing. Hmm

MA · 02-20-2019, 10:11 AM

Jack: So I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction.
Will: Forward?
Will: What are you talking about? You're not a performer.
Jack: I am now. Me, a piano and a spotlight. I'm calling it "Just Jack." Here's my flyer. "Just Jack." One night only. "Just Jack."
Will: Why one night? Oh, it's open mic night.
Jack: Bring Grace...or a date. Ha ha, I'm just kidding.
Will: [reads flyer] "A roller-coaster ride of emotions." Who said that?
Jack: A critic...Okay, my shrink.

Smartboy · 02-20-2019, 10:31 PM

It fits right over the toilet seat! In reference to the inflatable neck pillow that she found in Leo's travel bag.

MA · 02-21-2019, 05:59 AM

Mr. Stein: I want to thank you, Will, from the heart of my bottom...no, wait...strike that, reverse it.

10-08-2018, 06:28 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,021	Quotes Grace: Karen, I'm not gonna marry someone just because I want a nice apartment. Karen: Um...yes. That-that would be wrong. Grace: It would be settling. I want to marry "the One." Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you gonna get to the two and the three?
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10-09-2018, 06:54 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,021	"Grace: I mean, can you imagine me in a three-way? [Will and Karen laugh] Karen: Honey, I can barely imagine you in a two-way. Grace: Come on, it's not outside the realm of possibility. Will: Grace, I can see me in a three-way. I can see Karen in a two-way."

01-01-2019, 08:01 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,021	Jack: I have had the biggest glitter related tragedy since Mariah Carey's film debut.

01-03-2019, 08:25 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,021	"Rob: [Playing $25,000 Pyramid] Go! Will Truman: Ok, ok. Uh... [Reading the Card] Will Truman: Oh, driftwood. Uh... John Wayne. Your parents' marriage. Grace Adler: Things that are dead. Will Truman: Yes. Uh... my one night stand on Fire Island. Grace Adler: Latin things! Will Truman: Good. Uh... The postcard I sent you from Italy. Uh, "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M Grace Adler: Oh! Things that make you cry! Will Truman: Yes. Um... Professor Gopnick's teeth... Grace Adler: Things that are yellow! Will Truman: Yes. And, uh... a cane. Uh, uh, a railing. Grace Adler: Huh? No, come on, give me another clue! Will Truman: Uh... each other. Grace Adler: Things that you lean on!"

01-03-2019, 10:58 PM	#5
Smartboy Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 06, 2007 Location: South Orange, NJ Posts: 3,888	Grace; I just donated five-hundred dollars to the Paul Smith Fabulous Boot Foundation!

01-04-2019, 06:34 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,021	Patron #1 - -Henry: Hey, hey, hey, come on, you two, how's about a kiss? Crowd: Oh, yeah! Yeah! [Chanting] Crowd: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! [Will kisses Grace] Crowd: . Grace Adler: Nothing? Anything? Will Truman: Sorry. Nothing. Hmm

02-20-2019, 10:11 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,021	Jack: So I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction. Will: Forward? Will: What are you talking about? You're not a performer. Jack: I am now. Me, a piano and a spotlight. I'm calling it "Just Jack." Here's my flyer. "Just Jack." One night only. "Just Jack." Will: Why one night? Oh, it's open mic night. Jack: Bring Grace...or a date. Ha ha, I'm just kidding. Will: [reads flyer] "A roller-coaster ride of emotions." Who said that? Jack: A critic...Okay, my shrink.

02-20-2019, 10:31 PM	#8
Smartboy Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 06, 2007 Location: South Orange, NJ Posts: 3,888	It fits right over the toilet seat! In reference to the inflatable neck pillow that she found in Leo's travel bag.

02-21-2019, 05:59 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,021	Mr. Stein: I want to thank you, Will, from the heart of my bottom...no, wait...strike that, reverse it.