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Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 07:37 PM

Annie: Wow! You don't know "The Brady Bunch"? See, this is the problem with the American education system!

AB · 08-20-2012, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmoopie

Annie: Wow! You don't know "The Brady Bunch"? See, this is the problem with the American education system!

^Those are some very funny quotes you've posted!

Here's another one:

Mrs. Spadaro - "You don't show your respect by showing off your brassiere."

Annie - "Alright Maw, I'll take off my brassiere."

Richard - "Doesn't it come off automatically at midnight?"

Schmoopie · 08-23-2012, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AB

^Those are some very funny quotes you've posted!

Here's another one:

Mrs. Spadaro - "You don't show your respect by showing off your brassiere."

Annie - "Alright Maw, I'll take off my brassiere."

Richard - "Doesn't it come off automatically at midnight?"

I haven't seen that many yet, so as soon as I watch some more I'm sure I'll come up with more quotes!

Schmoopie · 08-26-2012, 07:27 AM

Richard has come into Remo's and is wearing a tux and has to explain his outfit after Annie has referred to him as a butler....

Richard-We happen to be going to the Met tonight!
Charlie-Oh... Fashion note... Tuxedos at a baseball game? (Shakes head no)
Richard-Not the Mets, Charlie. The Met!
Charlie-I don't think so. There's nine of them!

Schmoopie · 08-26-2012, 07:28 AM

Annie is bragging about being recognized from a commercial she did.

Annie-They saw a celebrity, I brightened their day.
Remo-Are you okay here or should we get another table for your head?

AB · 09-03-2012, 05:28 PM

^ That was a good one too.

Del stops by Richard's seedy apartment building.

Richard - "Del, what are you doing here?"

Del - "I was just in the neighborhood."

Richard - "What, you needed to buy some crack?"

AB · 09-07-2012, 05:17 PM

Del - "The better you get at it, the more cash you'll make."

Richard - "You know you'd be more convincing if you actually had the horns & pointy tail."

Del - "I am not a cow."

AB · 09-12-2012, 05:22 PM

Caroline - "You can't just walk into Annie's bedroom."

Richard - "No, you're right, there's probably a line."

AB · 10-03-2012, 05:05 PM

Richard speaking to Del - "Hello! Hello! I know I don't have breasts but I'd still like your attention."

AB · 12-05-2012, 03:35 PM

Annie - "Richie can't drive."

Richard - "This is true, but if you lay down in the street, I'll give it a try."

AB · 05-21-2013, 04:34 PM

This one's from Caroline & the Kid

Richard is chasing after a spoiled rich little boy.

Richard - "Hey give me back my glasses, Ah the poster boy for vasectomy."

Caroline - "Inside, he's not so bad."

Richard - "Give me a scalpel and I'll go look."

Schmoopie · 05-21-2013, 11:16 PM

Richard: How could anyone not like the opera. Opera is transcendent. It is the most intense musical experience a person can have.

Caroline: Plus you get to wear those neat, long gloves!

Richard: You know, I'm certain that's what Mozart had in mind when he wrote The Marriage of Figaro. 'Oh, goodie, now women can accessorize!'

Schmoopie · 05-21-2013, 11:19 PM

Quotes from my favorite episode "Caroline and the Cat Dancer"; David Hyde Pierce is Jimmy....

Jimmy: I love Cats. I've seen it 13 times.

Annie: Oh, that's really sad.

Jimmy: Do you know what I'm doing?

Annie: Yeah, I got a pretty good idea.

Jimmy: I'm marking you.

Schmoopie · 05-21-2013, 11:20 PM

Richard: Oh God, I hate Mondays.

Caroline: Its Tuesday, Richard.

Richard: I know, I'm still trying to get over yesterday.

AB · 05-28-2013, 04:54 PM

^

Good ones! ^

Del -"Hey look, you've been with a lot of men."

Annie - "Oh man, is this another intervention."

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08-26-2012, 07:27 AM	#19
Schmoopie Member Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Mill Creek, WA Posts: 14,742	Richard has come into Remo's and is wearing a tux and has to explain his outfit after Annie has referred to him as a butler.... Richard-We happen to be going to the Met tonight! Charlie-Oh... Fashion note... Tuxedos at a baseball game? (Shakes head no) Richard-Not the Mets, Charlie. The Met! Charlie-I don't think so. There's nine of them!

08-26-2012, 07:28 AM	#20
Schmoopie Member Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Mill Creek, WA Posts: 14,742	Annie is bragging about being recognized from a commercial she did. Annie-They saw a celebrity, I brightened their day. Remo-Are you okay here or should we get another table for your head?

09-03-2012, 05:28 PM	#21
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	^ That was a good one too. Del stops by Richard's seedy apartment building. Richard - "Del, what are you doing here?" Del - "I was just in the neighborhood." Richard - "What, you needed to buy some crack?"

09-07-2012, 05:17 PM	#22
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Del - "The better you get at it, the more cash you'll make." Richard - "You know you'd be more convincing if you actually had the horns & pointy tail." Del - "I am not a cow."

09-12-2012, 05:22 PM	#23
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Caroline - "You can't just walk into Annie's bedroom." Richard - "No, you're right, there's probably a line."

10-03-2012, 05:05 PM	#24
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Richard speaking to Del - "Hello! Hello! I know I don't have breasts but I'd still like your attention."

12-05-2012, 03:35 PM	#25
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Annie - "Richie can't drive." Richard - "This is true, but if you lay down in the street, I'll give it a try."

05-21-2013, 04:34 PM	#26
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	This one's from Caroline & the Kid Richard is chasing after a spoiled rich little boy. Richard - "Hey give me back my glasses, Ah the poster boy for vasectomy." Caroline - "Inside, he's not so bad." Richard - "Give me a scalpel and I'll go look."

05-21-2013, 11:16 PM	#27
Schmoopie Member Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Mill Creek, WA Posts: 14,742	Richard: How could anyone not like the opera. Opera is transcendent. It is the most intense musical experience a person can have. Caroline: Plus you get to wear those neat, long gloves! Richard: You know, I'm certain that's what Mozart had in mind when he wrote The Marriage of Figaro. 'Oh, goodie, now women can accessorize!'

05-21-2013, 11:19 PM	#28
Schmoopie Member Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Mill Creek, WA Posts: 14,742	Quotes from my favorite episode "Caroline and the Cat Dancer"; David Hyde Pierce is Jimmy.... Jimmy: I love Cats. I've seen it 13 times. Annie: Oh, that's really sad. Jimmy: Do you know what I'm doing? Annie: Yeah, I got a pretty good idea. Jimmy: I'm marking you.

05-21-2013, 11:20 PM	#29
Schmoopie Member Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Mill Creek, WA Posts: 14,742	Richard: Oh God, I hate Mondays. Caroline: Its Tuesday, Richard. Richard: I know, I'm still trying to get over yesterday.

05-28-2013, 04:54 PM	#30
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	^ Good ones! ^ Del -"Hey look, you've been with a lot of men." Annie - "Oh man, is this another intervention."