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Old 06-16-2006, 01:50 PM   #31
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For those interested parties, Lamont will not be around next week He will be in court defending himself in a paternity suit, brought on by Ba Ba Black sheep. DNA will tell us if Lamont is the real father. So far Ba Ba's baby is showing some traits of Lamont. It keeps writing and writing and saying very little. Lamont is looking for a out of court settlement. The whole story will be shown on the Jerry Springer show. As the story goes Ba Ba was walking down a road and Lamont approached her from the rear and said "Ba Ba Black sheep do you have any wool"? Before she could answer Lamont was a expectant father.

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Apparently you are unaware of his previous paternity suit from the neighbours lamb (Mary). It was a big surrogate mother suit as well.

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Old 06-16-2006, 01:57 PM   #32
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Apparently you are unaware of his previous paternity suit from the neighbours lamb (Mary). It was a big surrogate mother suit as well.

Lamont's baby spoke her first words today, Ba, ba, ba. Old McDonald is suing Lamont for trespassing. Caught him last night sneaking into the barn, that's after a restraining order was issued against Lamont. He has to stay at least 50 feet away from the sheep.

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Old 06-16-2006, 02:48 PM   #33
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Exclamation THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!

OK THAT DOES IT ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'M REPORTING ALL OF YOU!!!! YOU ARE ALL PART OF THIS BIG CONSPIRACY AGAINST LAMONT!!! AND YOU ARE ALL INVOLVED IN THE BUGGING OF MY HOUSE, AND MY PHONES, AND MY COMPUTER and THE SATELLITE OBSERVATION!!!!!

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Don't bad mouth Chicago! We're not all crazies. I for one only have people bugging my phone. I'm not crazy enough to think satellites are watching me.
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:42 PM   #35
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Just because there is ONE CRAZY LADY in Chicago- who is paranoid and swears the people have her home, phone, and computer bugged does NOT mean all ladies in Chicago are like that!

PLEASE FORGIVE!!!
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Just because there is ONE CRAZY LADY in Chicago- who is paranoid and swears the people have her home, phone, and computer bugged does NOT mean all ladies in Chicago are like that!

PLEASE FORGIVE!!!
So why is Sheri going around saying your her second cousin, twice removed. You know what they say about genes?, hereditery and all that. I think your tops but Lamont tells me as a child you went outside in the sun without the visor on the cap.

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So why is Sheri going around saying your her second cousin, twice removed. You know what they say about genes?, hereditery and all that. I think your tops but Lamont tells me as a child you went outside in the sun without the visor on the cap.

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That's it! I have to go send Savage a couple hundred emails telling her how mean you are to me. I just can't take this anymore. I better go scan the other posts to see where people are also talking about me.
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That's it! I have to go send Savage a couple hundred emails telling her how mean you are to me. I just can't take this anymore. I better go scan the other posts to see where people are also talking about me.
Are you spiking your prune juice with lemonade? For mos. I have been telling people "jasimon is the spark that lights up this board, the one shining star in our universe" Now I see a dead duracell. Don't worry, when you go away, you will get used to the mattresses lining the walls. It's for your own protection.

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Are you spiking your prune juice with lemonade? For mos. I have been telling people "jasimon is the spark that lights up this board, the one shining star in our universe" Now I see a dead duracell. Don't worry, when you go away, you will get used to the mattresses lining the walls. It's for your own protection.

Harvey the shrink.

Now you really are making fun of me. Yes I've been laying low but it's only because this is my busy time at work so I have no time to trade. Bring a good fight to the board, I'll be right there at everyone's backs.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:38 PM   #40
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Don't bad mouth Chicago! We're not all crazies. I for one only have people bugging my phone. I'm not crazy enough to think satellites are watching me.

some day when your having a rotten monday

email me and ill tell you that whole story

you will have a chuckle the rest of the daya nd maybe half the next one as well
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:05 AM   #41
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So why is Sheri going around saying your her second cousin, twice removed. You know what they say about genes?, hereditery and all that. I think your tops but Lamont tells me as a child you went outside in the sun without the visor on the cap.

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OH HARVEY, how could u say something so awful about her, being sheris cousin....
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isn't insanity partially genetic?

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Old 06-17-2006, 09:07 AM   #42
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That's it! I have to go send Savage a couple hundred emails telling her how mean you are to me. I just can't take this anymore. I better go scan the other posts to see where people are also talking about me.

WE ALL think its hilarious the level of insanity that some people exhibit
BUT it must be awful to have savage or TJs inbox sometimes----

i would just hit DELETE and BLOCK EMAIL if it were me, but i aint no nice guy
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WE ALL think its hilarious the level of insanity that some people exhibit
BUT it must be awful to have savage or TJs inbox sometimes----

i would just hit DELETE and BLOCK EMAIL if it were me, but i aint no nice guy
I know what it's like. Every day I must get upwards of 200 emails from adoring females, telling me how much they care for me, how they want to leave their husbands, mapquest directions to their house. Believe me, it's a curse being a sex symbol. My mother once told me how when I was first born, the doctor approached her and said "boy, he has a little tree trunk there."

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Don't bad mouth Chicago! We're not all crazies. I for one only have people bugging my phone. I'm not crazy enough to think satellites are watching me" END QUOTE



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