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Eb Dawson:
Mr. Douglas, you wouldn't be needing a hired hand, would you?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
No, no, I'm planning on farming this place myself.

Eb Dawson:
You ever done any farming?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
[proudly] Oh, a little.

Lisa Douglas:
Dahling, don't be so modest. My husband had the biggest squash on Park Avenue!
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Lisa Douglas:
It's just like in the movies, Oliver: everything ends happily. The fellow kisses the girl, and the cow's stomach starts to play music.

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Yeah... Television has a long way to go to catch up.
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Lisa: (to Oliver)"That proves what my father always said; you're a big drag."

Lisa: (to Oliver)"You don't have to watch TV to know how to get polluted."
Oliver: "It's not that kind of pollution."
Lisa: "What other kind do you know?"

Ralph: (to Lisa)"Your father was right. He is a big drag."

Ralph: "He's not only a drag, he's anemic."

Lisa: "You've got to take the bull by the corn."

Ralph: (to Hank)"If you didn't have such an animal attraction, I'd belt you."

Oliver: (to Lisa)"Didn't your father ever say anything nice about me?"

Mr. Haney: "That's what they said about Cleopatra, just before she run off with Richard Burton."

Haney: "Oh, doggone, you look as woe be gone as a catfish in a dried-up mudlark."

Haney: "No wonder you look as sad as a pelican with a mouth full of porcupines."

Haney: (to Oliver)"He's the man your wife is enameled with."

Lisa: "...'Never leave your friends up the creek without a paddle, because you may meet them coming down again'."
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Lisa's final line: "Boy. When you make up a shtory, it's a beaut."

Harry Grant: "It worked on Ironside, and he's in a wheelchair."

Lawrence David: "I don't like parades."
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(First line of the series.)
John Daly: "This is an apartment house located on fashionable Park Avenue in New York City."

Oliver's first line: "I hate it."

Lisa's first line: "I certainly do. I love New York. To me, it has everything."
Oliver: "It certainly has. Crowded streets, polluted air, unfriendly people. New York is a rat race, and the rats are winning."

Lisa: "Hootersville?"

Oliver: "My roots are in the soil!"

John Daly: "This is John Daly, in New York... Thank goodness."
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Oliver: "I don't need to be introduced to my own wife."

Fred: "I wish Doris was sufferin' from that."
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Eb: "...he owns this dingbat company."

Oliver: (to Hank)"I resent your sarcasm."
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Lisa: "Don't they ever come out?"
Oliver: "Only in case of a tidal wave."

Oliver: "Is the bridge out?"
Sam: "No, but it will be."

Lisa: "He might get arrested for undecent explosion."
Oliver: "If he does, I'll bail him out."

Mr. Haney: "Mr. Douglas, this is your lucky day."
Oliver: "That remains to be seen."

Mr. Haney: "Genuine West Indies voodoo doll."

Eb: "Do you realize I'm on triple overtime?"

Hank: "Tomatos are the dumbest of all plants. You know, their I.Q. is hardly above what a six-year-old child's is."
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Eb Dawson:
Who is this Brian Williams they mention on pages 1,2,3,1 and 4?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
You don't know him? He grew up here in Hooterville.

Eb Dawson:
Hmmm. Uh, is he a tall boy with green hair?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Green hair?

Eb Dawson:
Naw, that was Betty Abernathy. She used to eat chlorophyll and it went to her head.
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