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Where a squirrel became mad as can be
You're being a pest
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His patients were thrilled
Until they were billed
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There once was a puppet named Joan
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She would talk all day
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A man had a fireworks craze
It was just one of those days
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There once was a woman in Wales
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There once was a boy who was four
Who decided to sneak out the door
He went outside
So he could hide
While his mom was mopping the floor

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He had hidden behind a tree
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But his dog sniffed him out
With his powerful snout
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The employees were excited this day
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But the boss was reclusive
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There once was a man from Tibet
Whose body never got wet
He was a dirty monk
And he sure stunk
Skunks smelled better I bet.
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There once was a guy named Cy
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" AT THE BREAK OF DAWN "
" THE WORLD WILL BE GONE "
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Who left Japan for Manilla
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Granny was busy sewin
Her pants,so it wouldn't be showin
The hole in the back
That exposed her crack
And the cold draft she felt a blowin.
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The weatherman had lots to say
A hurricane was on the way
But it turned about
Then fizzled out
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