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Grandma was mad as Hell
It wasn't hard to tell
The ham she was cookin
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The Mayor was taken away
Feds said he neglected to pay
The taxes he owed
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John was always in debt
Bills he would always get
At least 5 a day
That he could not pay
Even his dog owed the vet.
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There once was an albino named Jay
Who was afraid to come out in the day
He'd go out at night
Avoid all forms of light
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There once was a man named Fred
Who went into a place to be fed
But before he could scarf
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Joe brought back the jar to Doctor Lee
" I filled it up as you can see "
Lee said, " This is absurd "
" This is a turd "
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There once was a fellow named Chad
Whose breath smelled extremely bad
Under his arms he would lick
Like a deodorant stick
He was truly a disgusting lad.
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A fisherman was looking for trout
He could see them swimming about
But when he would wait
They would steal his bait
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There once was a girl named Rose
Whose finger got stuck up her nose
She was doin some pickin
Cuz her nostrils were stickin
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There was trouble at the zoo
Nobody knew what to do
Some tigers got out
Were running about
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There once was a mummy named Tut
Whose tomb was carefully shut
Along came some men
Who wanted to get in
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There once was a chauffeur named Ed
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In order to steer
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There once was a fellow named Rick
Inside his ear lived a tick
It took over his brain
Made him insane
And convinced him that he was St.Nick.
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A horse walked into a bar
He said, " My owner just bought a new car "
" He don't want me no more "
" So get ready to pour "
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A man looked back on his past
The years sure seemed to go fast
He'd return if he could
To the times that were good
But this time he'd like them to last.
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