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Old 05-29-2012, 11:55 PM   #31
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There once was a woman named Sue
Who made an unusual stew
She put in worms and beans
Snakes and sardines
I wouldn't eat it,would you ?
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(Leave It To Beaver #2)

June June, the pearl-strapped mother
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A man broke out of a jail
He couldn't come up with the bail
He didn't get far
And was back behind bars
Cops said he ran like a snail
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Judy Hensler is a snitch
And a word that rhymes with ditch
She's always ratting out the class
All around her think she's crass
Were enemies currency, she'd be rich!
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There once was a man in Perth
Who claimed not to be from Earth
He talked about Mars
And various stars
But could not show proof of his birth
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A hypochondriac once said he was dying
He said things that people weren't buying
Like he had'nt been eating
And his heart wasn't beating
But they left cuz they knew he was lying
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A man found a fly in his beer
He hollered, " What the hell's going on here? "
The bartender said,
" Don't worry,he's dead "
" He just fell out of my ear "
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We were all sitting there drinkin
And soon I began to thinkin
A limerick would sound good
Don't know if I should
Since most of mine are downright stinkin
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There once was a fellow named Brown
Who seemed to be all over town
He was a little guy
Only two inches high
And was always under some woman's gown.
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I came upon a myopic bee
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Although determined with drive
It couldn't seem to find its hive
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Two cops got into a fight
One didn't think it was right
That the doughnut he picked
The other cop licked
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There once was a woman named Joan
Whose head was shaped like a bone
She couldn't go out
Dogs would follow her about
They just wouldn't leave her alone.
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There once was a man named Pete
Who decided to wash his feet
They gave off a smell
Like something from hell
Similar to rancid meat.
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A man found himself short on cash
So he decided to pick in the trash
He didn't get rich
But he started to itch
And soon developed a rash.
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There once was a raccoon named Grady
Who walked up to a little old lady
She wanted to ask
Why he was wearing a mask
But was afraid because he looked kind of shady.
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