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A dog came back from the vet
He seemed to be really upset
The doc called him mutt
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He was the worst vet that he ever met.
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While a man was combing his hair
He discovered a flea in there
So he sprayed Raid on his head
Until he found the flea dead
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A woman came back from the store
" I'm not going back there anymore "
" I was caught stealing "
" By a hole in the ceiling "
" I was spied on when I walked thru the door "
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There once was an actor in Belfast
Who played in " How to get to Hell fast "
His acting was fine
He remembered his line
And the Devil thought he was well cast.
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There once was a Captain named Kirk
Who couldn't get his phaser to work
He looked on the back
And it said RadioShack
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There once was a grump
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No job
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There once was a man named Paul
Whose shoes were four sizes too small
All the blood running down
Had to turn around
And his head swelled like a basketball.
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A man thought his boy should have fun
So he bought him a new BB gun
Then one day
There was a ricochet
Now Popeye is the name of his son.
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There once was a fellow named Joe
Who was carjacked while leaving the show
There wouldn't be court
Cuz he did not report
He had just stolen that car two nights ago.
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There once was a boy named Fred
Who was worried what was under his bed
What was under there
Was a Koala bear
And it worried what was above it's head.
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A man was out watering his lawn
Then he felt a poop coming on
He was shocked
To find the door locked
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There once was a painter named Gene
Whose houses all looked kind of green
The paint that he made
Contained Gatorade
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There once was a man named Chip
Who was born with a twisted lip
He was able to whistle
Like a guided missile
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I saw a possum by the shed
As I approached,he seemed to be dead
I started shaking
Then I learned he was faking
Cuz when I poked him,he up and fled.
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One night while watching TV
A man thought " This should be free "
Cable is crap
I must be a sap
I'll just watch a DVD.
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