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Bill: (to Dave)"Is Matthew superior to me?"
Dave: "You mean genetically?"
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Dave: "Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true... then I... still don't care."

Joe: "You're living in a dream world."

Dave: "If I was living in a dream world, it wouldn't be quite like this."

The above quote is better heard than read, haha.
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Mr. James: You're sleeping with the boss now, Lisa. What do you think the staff's gonna feel about that? You know what people think about Yoko Ono.
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Mr. James: Seriously, Dave. If that eulogy went on a minute longer it would have been yours.
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Lisa: "It was a, uh, particularly devastating review of Devo's third album."

Joe: "Get to them early, before they get brainwashed by the thought police."
Max: "Oh, like Big Bird and Elmo?"
Joe: "Elmo's on our side, dude."
Matthew: "I knew it."

Matthew: "Wait a minute... Big Bird's not on our side?"

Lisa: "Nobody is that open minded."

Max: "Hear me, children. You know not what awaits you in the years to come."

Lisa: "We will see whose ass gets kicked when we get back to the office."

Jimmy: "This little bumpkin is officially retired."
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Beth: That must be so demeaning, just getting coffee for people all day... Wait a minute...
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Joe: (to Andrew)"Come on, dude, you're not twins."

Beth: (to Matthew)"You're handsomer."

Andrew: "...I can grow a beard."

Bill: "You know, Andrew, your brother's one hell of a guy."

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Bill: It's not garbage. It's rap music. And I love it. The pulsating rhythms, raw bass line. This stuff speaks to me in places I didn't even know I had ears.

Mr. James: And free advertising, well that's something you just can't buy.
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Bill: "'Artistic? That's poor for 'naked'."

Dave: "It's Dave."
Joe: (o.s.)"Dave's not here, man."

Jimmy: "That's what I call art."

Bill: "Hold that boat! I'm 've got a heart condition. And I'm a woman."

Bill's final line: "No. Did you?"
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Dave: We're not talking about me anymore, are we?
Beth: No, we're not, Dave. We're talking about me now.
Dave: You and, uh...
Beth: The Fed-Ex guy.
Dave: We don't use Fed-Ex.
Beth: Not anymore.
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Lisa: "Well... As memorial services go, I think that was very nice."

Beth: (chuckles)"Oh, the irony of that would've made Bill laugh."

Matthew: (to Dave)"Your eulogy was the best."

Beth: "...and yelled 'Shut the hell up, you crazy bitch'."
Joe: "That's just what Bill would've done."

Dave: "Lisa?"
Lisa: "What?"
Dave: "We didn't have a wake for Bill."

Jimmy: "Dave, your eulogy sucked."

Beth: "Thank you for everything, Bill."

Dave: "Where's Bill's coffee cup?"

Lisa: "...I've been drunk off my ass since eight this morning."
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Bill : In the future, it might help if you located the source of your rage before you unleashed it on the world.
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(First line of the series.)
Dave: "Morning, I'm..."

Dave: "I'm the new news director."
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Dave:
Have you read the interview yet?

Bill McNeal:
No.

Dave:
Great. Why don't I autograph that for you?

Bill McNeal:
Autograph? So it's gone to his head already. I like your style.

Dave:
Oh, I'm not going to do it now. Uh, no, I need-I need a little time to, uh, think of, you know, uh, le mot juste.

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