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Old 06-03-2018, 08:20 PM   #286
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Lisa threatens to leave Oliver unless he builds an Olympic-sized swimming pool for Arnold to train in.

Why does the Air Force suddenly become interested in the goings on at the farm?
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During a Bing Bug Bomber mission, Oliver was forced to parachute. Lisa, a undercover Lieutenant in the USAF, captured him and alerted AF authorities.

What other uses do Lisa's HotCakes have?
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Lisa's hotscakes are so hard, they make excellent toilet seats.

What does Mr. Haney have on the back of his truck?
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The back of Mr. Haney's truck is really the mobile Hooterville Gas, Power, and Water Co., and also headquarters for Peter Greeter the meter reader.

What happens when Oliver's mother, Eunice, comes to Hooterville?
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Oliver's mother was so enamored of the pig farm, she bought one of her own in the next town over.

Why did Oliver buy a sunlamp?
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Oliver, couldn't resist Mr. Haney's "SunBelt Sale". He not only bought a Sunlamp, but Sun goggles, Sun suit, Sun block, Sun deck, Sun roof, and a Sun dial, as well!


What happened when Hollywood came to Hooterville?
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Hollywood comes calling for Lisa to star in their new soap opera As the Farm Turns and she becomes a huge overnight success.

How does Joe Carson get the money he needs to buy a shotgun?
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Uncle Joe, got the money for a shotgun, by selling fried eggs in the shell, on the Hooterville Cannonball Express.

Why was the Phone Company closed on Friday?
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The Phone Company has to close on Fridays because it's Arnold's bowling night and everyone goes to support Team Arnold.

Why did Lisa write a note to the hen, Alice?
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Arnold had Lisa, write a "Dear John" note to Alice, because Arnold ran off with a cute little Rhode Island Red, from Pixley!

Why was Eb sent home from college?
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Eb got kicked out for making dandelion wine in the bathtub of his dormitory and selling it to the students.

How does Lisa make an Italian pancake?
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She flattens meatballs.

What is Haney's solution to the drought?
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To have Mr. Drucker do a rain dance.

Where would Lisa rather be?
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Lisa is pining to return to Hungary.

To join the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department, you have to do what?
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To join the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department, you have to stand on your head while drinking a gallon of water.

The kids are upset that their mascot, Arnold, has been thrown out for _____________.
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