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Old 06-13-2021, 08:40 PM   #1
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Post any quotes or lines from the tv show The Almighty Johnsons.

Ty: You don't want to go to war with Hell on my behalf

Olaf: There's 4 of us. 5 if you count Anders. So 4 in a fight.
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Agnetha:
This is where I need you to man up.

Ty Johnson:
I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies.

Agnetha:
Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer.
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Anders Johnson:
Stop smiling. It's unnerving.

Ty Johnson:
Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression?

Anders Johnson:
Yes. Yes it is.
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Olaf: So what's up with the giant and the dwarf in the bar?

Axl: Is this the start of a joke?

Olaf: Often, it is, but right now it's because there's a giant and a dwarf in the bar.
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Anders Johnson:
If one more of them calls me a dwarf I'm going to stand on a chair and smack them!
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Axl Johnson:
But I am a God right?

Mike Johnson:
Yes Axl, you are now a God!

Anders Johnson:
Any chance you could put your pants on and be a pants on God?
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Ty Johnson:
Have you seen Eva today?

Colin Gunderson:
Why would I see her today?

Ty Johnson:
She didn't come home.

Colin Gunderson:
So?

Ty Johnson:
I'm worried.

Colin Gunderson:
How sweet. Go away.
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