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Oliver: Farming sucks! Lisa let’s head back to a Park Avenue where you’d rather be!
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Fred Ziffel: Of course we don't treat Arnold like our son! Good Grief! He's just a pig!
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Oliver to Lisa " Your hotcakes are really delicious, you should sell the recipe to fine restaurants" !!
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Haney: This product is 100% legitimate
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Oliver: Lisa your hotcakes are so fluffy and delicious. Can I have another stack please!
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Fred Ziffel to Doris - "Doris don't cook supper tonight, let's go out to that new Sushi restaurant in town" !
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Lisa: I’m so glad we moved from Park Avenue Oliver. Let’s go to a hoe-down in Pixley.
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Fred Ziffel: I don't own a pig farm. Are you nuts? I grow corn! Corn! Not pigs!
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Monroe Brothers: we will never ever screw up an assignment again!
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Mr. Haney to Oliver: I can not tell a lie. All my stuff is gennnn.....u.....wine JUNK!

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Doris to Fred: Honey, we really should have gotten a dog instead of a pig. What were we thinking?
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[Arnold walks in]

Lisa: Oh hello there Arnold! How is your day, darling?
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Lisa: Well of course. What do you think he's been speaking all these years.
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Monroe Brothers: we fixed the door perfectly! Nary a problem.
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