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Eustace Charleton Haney: (as he and Mr. Ziffel are going into Oliver's house) Make sure you wipe yer feet.
Fred Ziffel: You don't ever wipe YOUR feet!
Eustace Charleton Haney: That's 'cause I don't own a pig farm.
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"Mr. Kimball: Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. Did you know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year old child's is?"
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Eb: "Notice where Mrs. Ziffel is standing? Under the mistletoe!"
Fred Ziffel: "Why don't you mind your own business."
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"[Oliver Wendell Douglas's old tractor has just broken down again]
Oliver Wendell Douglass: There's something wrong with the carburetor.
Eb Dawson: Yeah, it needs a new tractor on it!"
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Oliver: "I left the city so I could get away from the insanity of living there. I bought a farm so I could have peace and quiet. What do I end up with? A pig talking to a rock!"
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"[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale]
Oliver Douglas: Why don't we give away this one?
Lisa Douglas: No that's the dress I graduated from high school in.
Oliver Douglas: How about this one?
Lisa Douglas: That's the dress I wore the first day of college.
Oliver Douglas: [holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one?
Lisa Douglas: That's the one I got expelled in."
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Mr. Drucker: "Call the sheriff!"
Mr. Kimball: "Ok. SHERIFF!!"
Mr. Drucker: "No, on the telephone."
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Haney: "My phone bill's high enough without pigs comin' in here makin' calls"
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Lisa Douglas:
Could you keep it a secret from my husband? You see, I want to surprise him.

Ralph Monroe:
My lips are sealed.

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Now if we could only keep them that way.
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Lisa's catchphrase: "Hotscakes".
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Eb: Is there any sauerkraut juice left?
Lisa: No, I used it to make the hotcakes.
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