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Old 03-19-2019, 07:43 AM   #661
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Janet:Zack Cindy hasn't been the same since she started dating you.
Terri:Yeah.She has said no to every guy except you and now that all you 2 mostly do.What caused her to change?
Zack:Well not only have I treated her like somebody that just wants to get into bed with her,but the real reason you don't know is because you never slept with me before
Janet; Why would we want to?
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Zack: I remember my cat that left me too young.
Jack: My mom took good care of it. She put Italian dressing in the cat food and the cat ate all of it every time.
Zack: For someone who knows about cooking,I think you know that's a bad idea since it died when it was 2
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Janet: Zack you have been see a lot of this new girl you've been dating for months
Zack: Indeed and don't forget you're the one got me to give Zoey a chance.
Janet: But we don't know as much about her as you do. What are her parents like?
Zack: Just like mine. Dead. So unless you have a quoige board, I have no idea how you could talk to them
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Zack: I remember my cat that left me too young.
Jack: My mom took good care of it. She put Italian dressing in the cat food and the cat ate all of it every time.
Zack: For someone who knows about cooking,I think you know that's a bad idea since it died when it was 2
Janet: His mom did what?
Zack: Put Italian dressing in the cat food and died at the age of 2.
Terri: Why did she do that?
Zack: Because she's the Wicked Witch.
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Janet: Zack you have been see a lot of this new girl you've been dating for months
Zack: Indeed and don't forget you're the one got me to give Zoey a chance.
Janet: But we don't know as much about her as you do. What are her parents like?
Zack: Just like mine. Dead. So unless you have a quoige board, I have no idea how you could talk to them
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Jack Takes Off
(Zack comes out of the bathroom and the girls are confused)
Zack:What?
Janet:You just took a shower and now you come out dressed.
Zack:So?
Terri:Well usually you enjoy coming out wearing just a towel and you're not even wearing a bathrobe.Who are you and what have you done with Zack?
Zack:It's really me,but I just don't want what happened yesterday to happen again.
Janet:What happened?
(phone rings)
Zack:I'll get it.Hello?For the last time NO!(hangs up)
Terri:What was that all about?
Zack:Jack's art teacher friend came by yesterday.When I told her he was at the Regal Beagle,my towel slipped and now she won't stop calling me
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Zack:(holding Larry) I don't get why you always have to pick fights with guys who have girlfriends?
Larry:Why did you interfere? I had him.
Zack:Yeah. You were doing a great job headbutting his face
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Zack: Larry we know you would be able to talk Jack out of marrying this psychopath.
Larry: Well master of manipulation is my middle name.
Zack: I thought it was Ronald
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(Zack comes out of the bathroom and the girls are confused)
Zack:What?
Janet:You just took a shower and now you come out dressed.
Zack:So?
Terri:Well usually you enjoy coming out wearing just a towel and you're not even wearing a bathrobe.Who are you and what have you done with Zack?
Zack:It's really me,but I just don't want what happened yesterday to happen again.
Janet:What happened?
(phone rings)
Zack:I'll get it.Hello?For the last time NO!(hangs up)
Terri:What was that all about?
Zack:Jack's art teacher friend came by yesterday.When I told her he was at the Regal Beagle,my towel slipped and now she won't stop calling me
Terri: *bats her eyes in a seductive way* Well you are irresistible. Isn't that right, Janet?
Janet: *smirks* Yes he is.
Zack: *runs away*
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Zack:(holding Larry) I don't get why you always have to pick fights with guys who have girlfriends?
Larry:Why did you interfere? I had him.
Zack:Yeah. You were doing a great job headbutting his face
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Zack: Larry we know you would be able to talk Jack out of marrying this psychopath.
Larry: Well master of manipulation is my middle name.
Zack: I thought it was Ronald
Larry: My full name is Lawrence Ronald Manipulation Fine.
Zack: Fine? I don't think so. Manipulative? Yes.
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(Jack & Larry holding paper towels on their noses)
Jack:You didn't have to hit us.
Zack:You're lucky I stopped there because using my name and giving a bad story
Jack:That wasn't me. That was Larry.
Larry:Thanks a lot pal
Zack:Yeah. But you caused it because you didn't want to go out with a girl because of her name. Plus do you know what happens when people mention you two?
Larry:What?
Zack:That you 2 are the most charming guys who make James Bond look bad.
Jack:That means a lot
Zack:As you can tell that when I lie,I lie up. Not down
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Jack:Zack how have you been since Cindy has been studying her exam to where she can't do anything but study?
Zack:Fine.
Jack:Yet the living room torn apart.
Janet::Not to mention the shower has no cold water and the showerhead is bent
Zack: Okay I'm not fine. Maybe that's why I broke the table like the Karate Kid
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Jack:Are you doing better now?
Zack:I guess so.
Jack:It seems like it since you were actually able to poor the orange juice into your glass without it spilling anywhere.
Terri:(coming in)Hi guys
Janet:Hi Terri
Terri:It's been quiet around here lately.I guess Cindy isn't done with her exams yet
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