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Old 03-01-2019, 11:53 PM   #646
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Zack: (talking to Jack's girlfriend) So are you here to see Jack?
Girl: Actually I'm going on a date with Larry
Zack:
Girl: Is something wrong?
Zack: It just went down the wrong pipe. It's like having 2 pipes in your mouth.....oh no I just got a vision
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Cindy:Zack you didn't have to hit that guy
Zack:He hit on you by talking about how you have nice size melons while we were shopping and we didn't have any fruit in the cart
Cindy:Well when we were having dinner and the waitress was talking about great your muscles look and she wasn't talking about the food
Zack:You know I only want to be with
Cindy:And that's how I felt about you
Zack:Then why are we fighting?
Cindy:I love your muscles
Zack:And I love your melons. How about we go into the kitchen and make a fruit salad
Cindy:You need better lines(they kiss)
Zack:We still have 10 minutes before they come home(they kiss as they go into they kitchen and break the table). Ow
Cindy: Oh Zack I'm so sorry
Zack:It's fine. We've done this on a broken table before?
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Jack's Double Date
Zack: Hey!(takes the syrup away from Jack after seeing the way he's looking at it as he holds it)
Jack:What's your problem?
Zack:I have a feeling Mr.Butterworth wouldn't approve of this
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Zack: (talking to Jack's girlfriend) So are you here to see Jack?
Girl: Actually I'm going on a date with Larry
Zack:
Girl: Is something wrong?
Zack: It just went down the wrong pipe. It's like having 2 pipes in your mouth.....oh no I just got a vision
Girl: What do you see?
Zack: Things I could never un-see.
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Cindy:Zack you didn't have to hit that guy
Zack:He hit on you by talking about how you have nice size melons while we were shopping and we didn't have any fruit in the cart
Cindy:Well when we were having dinner and the waitress was talking about great your muscles look and she wasn't talking about the food
Zack:You know I only want to be with
Cindy:And that's how I felt about you
Zack:Then why are we fighting?
Cindy:I love your muscles
Zack:And I love your melons. How about we go into the kitchen and make a fruit salad
Cindy:You need better lines(they kiss)
Zack:We still have 10 minutes before they come home(they kiss as they go into they kitchen and break the table). Ow
Cindy: Oh Zack I'm so sorry
Zack:It's fine. We've done this on a broken table before?
Jack: *comes in through the door and they hear it open and close* Zack? Cindy? I'm home!
Cindy: That's Jack! What do we do now?
Zack: Let's hide! *they go underneath the table*
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Zack: Hey!(takes the syrup away from Jack after seeing the way he's looking at it as he holds it)
Jack:What's your problem?
Zack:I have a feeling Mr.Butterworth wouldn't approve of this
Jack: She really sticks to me.
Zack: And so will the flies if you don't drop her.
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Lies My Roommate Told Me
Jack:(talking about LarryTerri he really likes you.
Zack:Either that or he's got a used car in his pocket when he sees you these days
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Jack:(talking about LarryTerri he really likes you.
Zack:Either that or he's got a used car in his pocket when he sees you these days
Terri: Larry likes every woman.
Jack: And they like him.
Zack: Like a bad rash that won't go away.
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(Jack tries to sneak out to see a girl he promised them he'd never date again and dresses as a lamp as Zack comes out of the bathroom yawning)
Zack:(sniffs)Yikes.I better throw out that lamp tomorrow and get a new one.It smells like someone poured too much cheap cologne on it
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(Jack tries to sneak out to see a girl he promised them he'd never date again and dresses as a lamp as Zack comes out of the bathroom yawning)
Zack:(sniffs)Yikes.I better throw out that lamp tomorrow and get a new one.It smells like someone poured too much cheap cologne on it
Jack: *takes the lampshade off* It's me Zack.
Zack: I knew that. Were you going see that girl again?
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Zack:Jack what's wrong?
Jack:Mike the bartender at the Regal Beagle ruined mine & Larry's double date and it got to the point where we don't to talk to him ever again.
(phone rings)
Zack:Hi Mike.We were just talking about you.You want to talk to Jack?He's not really in the mood to talk.You want to make it up to him?Two tickets to the hottest vacation spot where it's so romantic that couples barely go anywhere because they're too busy in the bedroom and it'll be all set as soon as he finds a girl to come along with him?
Jack:
Zack:Well I don't think Jack is interested.No I don't think Larry is either.Well since you don't want those tickets to go to waste,I will take them.Cindy's about to go on vacation and we were hoping to find a way go somewhere romantic.I'll see you later.Thanks again(hangs up the phone)Wow you 2 really showed him
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Zack:Jack what's wrong?
Jack:Mike the bartender at the Regal Beagle ruined mine & Larry's double date and it got to the point where we don't to talk to him ever again.
(phone rings)
Zack:Hi Mike.We were just talking about you.You want to talk to Jack?He's not really in the mood to talk.You want to make it up to him?Two tickets to the hottest vacation spot where it's so romantic that couples barely go anywhere because they're too busy in the bedroom and it'll be all set as soon as he finds a girl to come along with him?
Jack:
Zack:Well I don't think Jack is interested.No I don't think Larry is either.Well since you don't want those tickets to go to waste,I will take them.Cindy's about to go on vacation and we were hoping to find a way go somewhere romantic.I'll see you later.Thanks again(hangs up the phone)Wow you 2 really showed him
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Zack:Larry you've been acting weird lately.
Larry:I just want to become an influence.
Zack:Are you sure you're not under the influence?
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Zack:Larry you've been acting weird lately.
Larry:I just want to become an influence.
Zack:Are you sure you're not under the influence?
Larry: Of course not! *walks around tipsy and knocking over things*
Zack: I can see that.
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Janet:Zack Cindy hasn't been the same since she started dating you.
Terri:Yeah.She has said no to every guy except you and now that all you 2 mostly do.What caused her to change?
Zack:Well not only have I treated her like somebody that just doesn't want to get into bed with her,but the real reason you don't know is because you never slept with me before

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