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Old 10-13-2015, 03:16 PM   #31
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Mary: "Sue Ann, in the language of the newsroom, that's an allegation. I don't have any more influence with Mr. Grant over the job than you do!"

Sue Ann: "Mary . . . in the language of the kitchen . . . that's a crock!"
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Ted - "Mary I didn't get a chance to thank you. You saved my life by pressing your lips to mine."
Mary - "Ted, it was nothing!"
Ted - "What'd you expect? I was sick."
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Ted Baxter: You saved my life, Lou. You saved my life.
Lou Grant: Please, Ted, I feel bad enough today.
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Ted Baxter: You saved my life, Lou. You saved my life.
Lou Grant: Please, Ted, I feel bad enough today.
Ha ha, from "Chuckles Bites The Dust!"
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This is more of a cross-section of a script.

Mary (to Murray): Why does Ted carry nothing around but 500 dollar bills?

Murray (to Mary): Here's why. Say Ted, do you have that $3 you owe me for lunch the other day?

Ted (to Murray): Sure Murr, do you have change for a five-hundred?

The payoff was at the end (no pun intended) when Murray DID have change for Ted's $500 bill, and it was all in nickels!!!!
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Rhoda to Mary: "You're having a lousy streak. I happen to be having a terrific streak. Soon the world will be back to normal. Tomorrow you will meet a crown head of Europe and marry. I will have a fat attack, eat 3000 peanut butter cups and die."
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Mary (to Murray): Why does Ted carry nothing around but 500 dollar bills?

Murray (to Mary): Here's why. Say Ted, do you have that $3 you owe me for lunch the other day?

Ted (to Murray): Sure Murr, do you have change for a five-hundred?

The payoff was at the end (no pun intended) when Murray DID have change for Ted's $500 bill, and it was all in nickels!!!!
That was funny!
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Phyllis: "Oh Mary, you're so Mary, Mary!"
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Lou: "Chuckles...Chuckles the Clown is dead...There was a freak accident. He went to the parade, dressed as Peter Peanut. And a rogue elephant tried to shell him."

Lou: "We laugh at death, 'cause we know that death will have the last laugh on us."

Lou: "This could've happened to any of us, Ted."
Murray: "Right. Somewhere out there there's an elephant with your name on it."

(At Chuckles' funeral.)
Lou: (low voice)"Not much of a crowd, is there?"
Ted. "No. If this were my funeral, it'd be packed."
Murray: (sarcastically)"That's right, Ted. It's just a matter of giving the public what they want."
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Lou: "Chuckles...Chuckles the clown is dead...There was a freak accident. He went to the parade, dressed as Peter Peanut. And a rogue elephant tried to shell him."
Ted: "He . . . he . . . he died a broken man!"
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Mary Richards: "I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby."
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