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Old 03-31-2005, 09:38 PM   #16
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Here my favourites:

Fran: I was just trying to be the woman behind the man
Maxwell: Well how would you like to be the woman behind the BURGER KING COUNTER!

Gracie: I ran away. I took a limo.
Franto Sylvia) I ran away, I took a banana

Fran: You're not goin' to the museum in those boots are you?
Max: What, my wellies? There's a chance of rain.
Fran: There's a chance I might fall off this chair, but you don't see me wearin' a seat belt!!

Fran: Where's the Nintendo?
Niles: I accidentally pounded it repeatedly with a meat mallet.

C.C.: Maxwell, you are never gonna believe what happened!
Niles: There was a message on your answering machine?
C.C.: No, no, the box office... (realizing what he had said) NO!!

Max to Fran: I was just thinking, before you came into my life I never had the need for an emergency transvestite.

C.C.: I have to move out of my apartment for a few days and I cannot find a kennel!
Niles: Ohhh, treat yourself to a hotel.

Val: (to Maggie) So, are you gonna enter? (the kissing contest with Billy Ray Cyrus)
Maggie: No, are you kidding? I´d never win. Pamela Chapman is entering. She´s so gorgeous even her mother hates her.

C.C.: ...I mean, do we really know how old she is under all that make-up? She could be...
Niles: ...your age.
C.C.: That´s right, she could be close to for...get it, Niles!

(ringing phone)
Niles: It might be that fabulous man you were telling your mother about.
Fran: No, he wouldn't call.
Niles: Why not?
Fran: I made him up!

(Maxwell´s mother wants the tulips Fran´s holding)
Max´s mother: I had my eye on those.
Fran: Well, I had my eye on Antonio Banderas but I ain´t taking him home either

Max (to C.C.): Look I'll admit it was a mistake hiring her, but I won't question my motivation. History is full of relationships between men and women that have nothing to do with sexual attraction. Like....
C.C.: Uh-huh?
Max: Ummm...
C.C.: Uh-huh.
Max: Um...
C.C.: Uh-huh.
Max: Us!

Maggie: Uh, Yetta, I'm doing a book report, and they're out of it at Blockbuster, and well, I was wondering how much do you know about the Titanic?
Yetta: Oooh, top of the line, they had a midnight buffet on deck, and the ice sculpture....HUGE!! ( Ice Sculpture!)

Fran: Oh great, so I have to wait until you're dead before everybody can know how you feel about me?
Max:Ah, but then I can never take it back!

Max (to Fran): Maybe I should do you in the dining room....... I should have you do the dining room next.

Niles: YES!
Fran: Niles, wha-what happened? *gasp* Did Miss Babcock die?
Niles: No. Better.
Fran: Oh.
Niles: Well, not better, but good.

Sylvia (to skinny sales lady): It's obvious you're cranky because you haven't had lunch. (To Fran) Ever.

Irwin: Hi, I'm Irwin.
Fran: Hi, I'm scared.

Maxwell: I'm not sure I really want to go through that again. You know, the crying and the diapers and waking up at 4am.
Niles: Sir, it's really not so bad when you consider I did all that!

Fran: But I ordered it in white, Doll.
Salesgirl: No can do, Babe.
Fran: Well Doll better do or Babe will kill Doll.

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Fran: u said u loved me i want a man who shouts it off the roof top!
Maxwell: i said i love you, (shouts) BUT I TOOK IT BACK
Fran: You shouted the wrong part!

Fran: Brighton are you ready for my tennis lesson.
Brighton: I cant i have to read to kill a mockingbird by friday
Fran: two words Blockbuster Video
Maxwell: Miss Fine
Fran: To intensify the reading experience

Sylvia: such a big potato for such small girl; I'm going to the kitchen i need a piece of meat to wash this down.

I think those are how they are
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(Over freeze frame): "The Definition Of 'The Thing'": Thing (n.) 1. When Maxwell told Fran he loved her on the way back from Paris, then took it back.

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(Over freeze frame): "The Definition Of 'The Thing'": Thing (n.) 1. When Maxwell told Fran he loved her on the way home from Paris, then took it back.
You're right,that was funny!
I just thought of another one I loved.
Niles: How does Mr Sheffield stay in shape?
Fran: Running from commitment.
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Grace: "Look, Fran, giant Barbie dolls."(to showgirl):"Will you play with me?" Fran (laughs): "No, honey, these toys are for boys."

Joan Collins (to Fran): "And then I, uh,..." (Joan leans forward and whispers in Fran's left ear.) Fran: "Oh I can't do that I'm Jewish."
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Maggie (to Fran): "Did you save your stuff?" Fran (sarcastic): "No. When I transferred from the Pinta to the Santa Maria, they lost my luggage."
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Sylvia (to Aunt Frieda): "Drop dead." Aunt Frieda: "Cook for me and I will."
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C.C.: "I wanted to do Twelve Angry Men." Niles: "But they didn't want to do you."
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Sylvia: "Trust me, there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes - Colonel Sanders." :P
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Brighton: - "Why does everyone assume the worst of me?"
Fran - "It saves time."

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(About Fran's tonsil removal)

Brighton - "Remember, afterwards you can have all the ice-cream you want."
Fran - "Well swell, if I live, I'll end up hippy."
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Maxwell: "Where are all the great child actors when you need 'em?" Fran: "Robbing 7/Elevens."
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From "Lamb Chop's on the Menu"

Shari Lewis: Thank goodness she's okay.

Lamb Chop: Okay? Speak for yourself! I was practically strangled by a leopard thong bikini!

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