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Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself.
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Fred: "It's always Mork.."

Mindy: "But that's the problem. He's too normal!"

Mork: "'Maury and Mindy.' Sounds like something you'd see on the TV, doesn't it?"

Mork: "...and tonight, Bo Derek is going to try to count to 10."

Mindy: "Oh, this is very strange."
Mork: "Well, you should've seen the old way."
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Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.
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Mr. Bickley: "I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack."
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Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this.
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Robot: "I want to live. I want to dance! I want to shake my booty!"
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Mindy McConnell:
I can't believe you called all my friends!

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I can't believe what they called you!
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Mork: "Min, it's all right for me to sit on my face, but I don't think you can."

Mork: "No, I can't hide I there; I've been out of the closet for a year now."

Mork: "Min, you know hiding's a drag."

(Captain Nirvana forcefully enters Mindy's apartment.)
Mork: "Einstein was right, Min. Space is curved."

Mindy: (to Captain Nirvana) "I'll silence you, you bimbo."

Mork: "... and raises herbs on Maui."

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Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?

Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.
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Mork: "I killed it... I committed stereocide... I'm gonna go to Dolby Hell for this."

Mork: "... my rear end fell off. But they fixed it; no ifs, ands, or butts."

Nelson: "The dark side of Mindy Poppins."

Nelson: "Glenda, you're so... esoteric."

Mindy: (to Mork) "You can't take books out of the library without a card."

Mindy: "If I wasn't a lady, I'd drop him."

Mr. Bickley: "I'll wait for the video disc."

Mork: "I'm AC/DC."
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Orson:
What about your friend?

Mork:
Eh, she spent a lot of time feeling lonely, but then she realized her best chance of going out was to be more outgoing.

Orson:
That reminds me of an old Orkan saying...

Mork:
Me, too, sir. "If one stays too long in his shell, he'll wind up nuts." On that same note, sir, nanu.
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Mork: "Min... I looked through every nook and cranny, but I couldn't find Granny."
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Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself.
Orson: Mork
Mork: Good morning, Orson
Orson: Orson. You call me Orson to my face, but behind my back you call me fatso, rocket ship thighs, and star-tush.
Mork: You forgot, "laser breath". Ar-ar [looks down] Sorry your immenseness.
Orson: See what I mean? These constant displays of humor are not acceptable behavior here on Ork.
Mork: You're right, we are rather a dull lot. The white bread of the universe.
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Mork: (to Peter) "Oh, I love playing jacks, especially Jack Nicholson: (imitating J.N.) "We took a vote, and I want to see the damn World Series."
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