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MA · 01-18-2019, 05:47 PM

Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself.

Ohio8 · 01-26-2019, 12:47 PM

Fred: "It's always Mork.."

Mindy: "But that's the problem. He's too normal!"

Mork: "'Maury and Mindy.' Sounds like something you'd see on the TV, doesn't it?"

Mork: "...and tonight, Bo Derek is going to try to count to 10."

Mindy: "Oh, this is very strange."
Mork: "Well, you should've seen the old way."

MA · 02-06-2019, 11:05 AM

Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.

Ohio8 · 03-02-2019, 11:02 PM

Mr. Bickley: "I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack."

MA · 03-07-2019, 05:47 AM

Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this.

Ohio8 · 10-26-2019, 02:26 PM

Robot: "I want to live. I want to dance! I want to shake my booty!"

MA · 11-28-2019, 07:35 AM

Mindy McConnell:
I can't believe you called all my friends!

Mork:
I can't believe what they called you!

Ohio8 · 01-22-2020, 06:19 PM

Mork: "Min, it's all right for me to sit on my face, but I don't think you can."

Mork: "No, I can't hide I there; I've been out of the closet for a year now."

Mork: "Min, you know hiding's a drag."

(Captain Nirvana forcefully enters Mindy's apartment.)
Mork: "Einstein was right, Min. Space is curved."

Mindy: (to Captain Nirvana) "I'll silence you, you bimbo."

Mork: "... and raises herbs on Maui."

Ohio8 · 01-22-2020, 06:21 PM

Remo: "I don't believe it... God's been reading my mind."

MA · 02-05-2020, 01:53 PM

Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?

Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.

Ohio8 · 02-08-2020, 06:27 PM

Mork: "I killed it... I committed stereocide... I'm gonna go to Dolby Hell for this."

Mork: "... my rear end fell off. But they fixed it; no ifs, ands, or butts."

Nelson: "The dark side of Mindy Poppins."

Nelson: "Glenda, you're so... esoteric."

Mindy: (to Mork) "You can't take books out of the library without a card."

Mindy: "If I wasn't a lady, I'd drop him."

Mr. Bickley: "I'll wait for the video disc."

Mork: "I'm AC/DC."

MA · 02-08-2020, 07:37 PM

[last lines]

Orson:
What about your friend?

Mork:
Eh, she spent a lot of time feeling lonely, but then she realized her best chance of going out was to be more outgoing.

Orson:
That reminds me of an old Orkan saying...

Mork:
Me, too, sir. "If one stays too long in his shell, he'll wind up nuts." On that same note, sir, nanu.

Ohio8 · 08-29-2020, 04:08 PM

Mork: "Min... I looked through every nook and cranny, but I couldn't find Granny."

MA · 10-24-2020, 06:18 PM

Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself.
Orson: Mork
Mork: Good morning, Orson
Orson: Orson. You call me Orson to my face, but behind my back you call me fatso, rocket ship thighs, and star-tush.
Mork: You forgot, "laser breath". Ar-ar [looks down] Sorry your immenseness.
Orson: See what I mean? These constant displays of humor are not acceptable behavior here on Ork.
Mork: You're right, we are rather a dull lot. The white bread of the universe.

Ohio8 · 11-26-2020, 02:48 PM

Mork: (to Peter) "Oh, I love playing jacks, especially Jack Nicholson: (imitating J.N.) "We took a vote, and I want to see the damn World Series."

01-18-2019, 05:47 PM	#31
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 95,350	Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself.
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01-26-2019, 12:47 PM	#32
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Fred: "It's always Mork.." Mindy: "But that's the problem. He's too normal!" Mork: "'Maury and Mindy.' Sounds like something you'd see on the TV, doesn't it?" Mork: "...and tonight, Bo Derek is going to try to count to 10." Mindy: "Oh, this is very strange." Mork: "Well, you should've seen the old way."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

10-26-2019, 02:26 PM	#36
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Robot: "I want to live. I want to dance! I want to shake my booty!" Attached Images

01-22-2020, 06:19 PM	#38
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Mork: "Min, it's all right for me to sit on my face, but I don't think you can." Mork: "No, I can't hide I there; I've been out of the closet for a year now." Mork: "Min, you know hiding's a drag." (Captain Nirvana forcefully enters Mindy's apartment.) Mork: "Einstein was right, Min. Space is curved." Mindy: (to Captain Nirvana) "I'll silence you, you bimbo." Mork: "... and raises herbs on Maui."
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02-06-2019, 11:05 AM	#33
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 95,350	Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.

03-02-2019, 11:02 PM	#34
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Mr. Bickley: "I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack."

03-07-2019, 05:47 AM	#35
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 95,350	Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this.

11-28-2019, 07:35 AM	#37
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 95,350	Mindy McConnell: I can't believe you called all my friends! Mork: I can't believe what they called you!

01-22-2020, 06:21 PM	#39
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Remo: "I don't believe it... God's been reading my mind."

02-05-2020, 01:53 PM	#40
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 95,350	Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios? Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.

02-08-2020, 06:27 PM	#41
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Mork: "I killed it... I committed stereocide... I'm gonna go to Dolby Hell for this." Mork: "... my rear end fell off. But they fixed it; no ifs, ands, or butts." Nelson: "The dark side of Mindy Poppins." Nelson: "Glenda, you're so... esoteric." Mindy: (to Mork) "You can't take books out of the library without a card." Mindy: "If I wasn't a lady, I'd drop him." Mr. Bickley: "I'll wait for the video disc." Mork: "I'm AC/DC."

02-08-2020, 07:37 PM	#42
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 95,350	[last lines] Orson: What about your friend? Mork: Eh, she spent a lot of time feeling lonely, but then she realized her best chance of going out was to be more outgoing. Orson: That reminds me of an old Orkan saying... Mork: Me, too, sir. "If one stays too long in his shell, he'll wind up nuts." On that same note, sir, nanu.

08-29-2020, 04:08 PM	#43
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Mork: "Min... I looked through every nook and cranny, but I couldn't find Granny."

10-24-2020, 06:18 PM	#44
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 95,350	Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself. Orson: Mork Mork: Good morning, Orson Orson: Orson. You call me Orson to my face, but behind my back you call me fatso, rocket ship thighs, and star-tush. Mork: You forgot, "laser breath". Ar-ar [looks down] Sorry your immenseness. Orson: See what I mean? These constant displays of humor are not acceptable behavior here on Ork. Mork: You're right, we are rather a dull lot. The white bread of the universe.

11-26-2020, 02:48 PM	#45
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,184	Mork: (to Peter) "Oh, I love playing jacks, especially Jack Nicholson: (imitating J.N.) "We took a vote, and I want to see the damn World Series."