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Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself.
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Fred: "It's always Mork.."
Mindy: "But that's the problem. He's too normal!" Mork: "'Maury and Mindy.' Sounds like something you'd see on the TV, doesn't it?" Mork: "...and tonight, Bo Derek is going to try to count to 10." Mindy: "Oh, this is very strange." Mork: "Well, you should've seen the old way." |
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Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.
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Mr. Bickley: "I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack."
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Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this.
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Robot: "I want to live. I want to dance! I want to shake my booty!"
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Mindy McConnell:
I can't believe you called all my friends! Mork: I can't believe what they called you! |
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Mork: "Min, it's all right for me to sit on my face, but I don't think you can."
Mork: "No, I can't hide I there; I've been out of the closet for a year now." Mork: "Min, you know hiding's a drag." (Captain Nirvana forcefully enters Mindy's apartment.) Mork: "Einstein was right, Min. Space is curved." Mindy: (to Captain Nirvana) "I'll silence you, you bimbo." Mork: "... and raises herbs on Maui." |
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Remo: "I don't believe it... God's been reading my mind."
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Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?
Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal. |
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Mork: "I killed it... I committed stereocide... I'm gonna go to Dolby Hell for this."
Mork: "... my rear end fell off. But they fixed it; no ifs, ands, or butts." Nelson: "The dark side of Mindy Poppins." Nelson: "Glenda, you're so... esoteric." Mindy: (to Mork) "You can't take books out of the library without a card." Mindy: "If I wasn't a lady, I'd drop him." Mr. Bickley: "I'll wait for the video disc." Mork: "I'm AC/DC." |
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[last lines]
Orson: What about your friend? Mork: Eh, she spent a lot of time feeling lonely, but then she realized her best chance of going out was to be more outgoing. Orson: That reminds me of an old Orkan saying... Mork: Me, too, sir. "If one stays too long in his shell, he'll wind up nuts." On that same note, sir, nanu. |
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Mork: "Min... I looked through every nook and cranny, but I couldn't find Granny."
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Mork: [talking to himself] Boy, am I in for it now. Sent before the white desk again. What did I do? The solar lander, you fool, you painted a mustache on it. But Orson doesn't know I did it. Then why am I here? If I knew that I wouldn't be talking to myself.
Orson: Mork Mork: Good morning, Orson Orson: Orson. You call me Orson to my face, but behind my back you call me fatso, rocket ship thighs, and star-tush. Mork: You forgot, "laser breath". Ar-ar [looks down] Sorry your immenseness. Orson: See what I mean? These constant displays of humor are not acceptable behavior here on Ork. Mork: You're right, we are rather a dull lot. The white bread of the universe. |
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Mork: (to Peter) "Oh, I love playing jacks, especially Jack Nicholson: (imitating J.N.) "We took a vote, and I want to see the damn World Series."
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