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Old 05-23-2019, 05:15 PM   #31
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Mister Ed: (about the fact that Ed has caused Wilbur a lot of trouble for a sneaky trick he played on his wife and neighbors, so he could have his birthday party) Don’t be sore at me, Wilbur. I’m only a nine year old kid.
Wilbur Post: Well, nine years old in a horse is equal to sixty in a human being.
Mister Ed: Then stop yelling at an old man.
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Wilbur: How did you like the bed?

Mr. Ed: The mattress was delicious.
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Mister Ed: Wilbur, why don’t we write a letter to Dear Abby? She could give us advice on what I should do.
Wilbur Post: Okay, we’ll write Dear Abby. How’s this? “Dear Abby, my horse told me that he wants to leave home and have his own swinging bachelor apartment. Do you think he’s right? Signed, Butterfly Net.” Because that’s exactly what they’ll throw over me.
Mister Ed: You don’t have to say your horse told you. Tell her it was your cat.
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Clint Eastwood: I have a little western sketch at home that I've been saving for a benefit performance.

Wilbur Post: Oh, is it written for four people?

Clint Eastwood: No, nine, but that's alright. It's a western, we can kill off five of them in the first few seconds.
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Wilbur Post: (referring to Robin Hood) He used to steal from the rich, and you know why?
Mister Ed: Because the poor didn’t have any money.
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Wilbur: Why don't you eat some hay?
Mr. Ed: If you had a dry mouth, would YOU eat hay?
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