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Old 10-07-2016, 04:51 AM   #1
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Orson: There's an insignificant planet on the far side of the galaxy. From the fragmented reports we have on it, the people are, well uh…
Mork: Real nimnulls?
Orson: Exactly. That's why I think you'll fit in there, Mork.
Mork: You're too kind, sir.
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Mork: (to Peter)"...I love playing jacks, especially Jack Nicholson: 'We all took a vote, and I want to see the damn World Series.'"

Mork: "They bought it for Nixon's secretary."
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Mindy: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?
Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.
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Exidor: "What's the one thing the world needs more of?"
Mork: "Nixon impersonators."
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(In a singles bar)
Mork: (on table phone)"Hello...Well I don't think I have one of those, maybe my friend does....Well, if that was true, I'd have to be eight feet tall."
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Mork: "Min...It's alright for me to sit on my face, but I don't think you can."
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William Shatner: "Beam me up, Orson."

Mork: "Wait a minute! You've gotta tell me if they kill off Spock or not."
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Customer: [Mork has taken a job working in a health food shop] "My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest?"

Mork: "Eat your car keys."
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Mork: "Time to play 'What's My Bag?"!"

Mork: "It's Zen-O-Matic, the exciting new kitchen tool that does absolutely nothing. That's right; it can't dice, it can't peel, it can't chop. It won't even make juliennne fries, whatever those are.

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Mork: "Oh he's in Muscatel heaven."

Exidor: "Mork! This may come as a bit of a surprise, but...I am just a little...eccentric."
Mork: (sarcastically)"Nooo!"
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Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.

Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection.

Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?

Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can.

Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?
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Susan: "...Ellsworth teaches you to love yourself."
Mr. Bickley: "I'll bet you got an A."
Susan: "A plus."

Susan: (enters)"Well what a group. Hear no evil, see no evil, and - feel no pain. What's wrong with you people?"
Mr. Bickley: "I've lost my talent."
Mindy: "Mork is leaving."
Mork: "The rabbit died."

Mork: "But it's a reality."
Ellsworth: "Reality is nothing more than a concept."
Mork: "Oh. But it's truth!"

Mindy: "I think that's terrible!"
Ellsworth: "Terrible is just a concept."
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Mork: "...I'm sorry I was such a pillar of strength."

Captain Nirvana: (to Mork)"...the Americans. Who is their leader?"
Mork: "Well, they've been trying to figure out that one for years."
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