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Larry: "Don't worry; a bad beginning is a good ending."
Curly: "Certainly! If at first you don't succeed, keep on..."

Curly: "He's got it! That'll woik."

Curly: "With me, it's a sacrifice."

Moe: (to Curly)"Quiet, you. Just the actions, no words."

Moe: "Now, where are we gonna get a new face for her?"
Curly: "I got it! The face from the barroom floor."
Moe: "Pick out two fingers."
Curly: "One, two."
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Larry: ( to Moe)"Power."
(Moe presses a button. A steam iron falls to the anvil and kills the flea.)
Flea: "Oh, they got me."
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Curly: "It's low man again."

Larry: "You wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?"
Daisy: "Oh, onay."

Curly: (to Molly)"Did you ever hear of 'Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow'?"
Molly: "Why, yes. Did you write that?"
Curly: "No. I shoveled it."
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Curly: "Wrong number."

Moe: "What was your family decomposed of?"

Moe: "Are deuces wild?"

Curly: "Sollllld American!"
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Moe: (to Larry)"What'd he say?"
Larry: "(gibberish)!"
Moe: (slaps Larry)"Get out of here."
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Shemp: "Does my head look like a steam pipe?"

Moe: "Nice, beautiful talcum powder. Schlemiel No. 8!"

Larry: "Oh, am I dumb."

Moe: "Hen fruit."

Moe: "Nice cold hotcakes, smothered in vinegar."

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