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Christy: "I can't tell you not to drink and smoke pot because my senior yearbook quote was, ‘Let's drink and smoke pot.’"
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Christy: Violet, I can't tell you not to have sex at your age, because I had sex at your age.
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Bonnie: [Final line: Enters] Oh, I almost forgot. Your daughter thinks she might be pregnant. Call me if you need me.

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Christy: (to Bonnie)"...I refuse to sit in a car when you have low blood sugar."

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