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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.
A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice. B |
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B- Bring beer to work and drink it!
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Copy the boss's weird voice - not knowing hes standing right behind you.
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Dance around the office while the phones are ringing off the hook!
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WINGing it on a Sandpiper!
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embarrass your boss big time in front of his boss
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Frowning too much at a job where you are supposed to be smiling and bubbly ! Such as a receptionist ,cashier or waitress!
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Get caught having sex with the boss's wife. Just me?
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Having a meltdown when the customer is trying to convince you that they're right even when they clearly aren't and your boss agreeing with them because he believes the customer is always right.
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Inappropriate comments, looks or touching of a coworker of the opposite sex!
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Joke about how your boss is driving the company into the ground at the water cooler and within earshot of your boss's office.
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Killing annoying customers
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WINGing it on a Sandpiper!
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Looking at porn on a work computer
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Make everyone think the boss gave YOU a huge raise and not them so by the time he comes in they are all mad @ shouting @ him.....Start laughing and tell him the news;ask for a raise
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Not show up without even calling in sick!
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O = Obnoxious behavior toward your company's most important client
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