Sitcoms Online - Main Page / Message Boards - Main Page / News Blog / Photo Galleries / DVD Reviews / Buy TV Shows on DVD and Blu-ray

View Today's Active Threads (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / View New Posts (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / Mark All Boards Read / Chit Chat Board

Chit Chat - Main Board / Games / Movies / Music / Sports / Politics


Sitcoms Online Message Boards - Forums  

Go Back   Sitcoms Online Message Boards - Forums > Chit Chat

Notices

SitcomsOnline.com News Blog Headlines Twitter Facebook Instagram RSS

MeTV Network Halloween Schedule; HBO Max Renews The Other Two for Third Season
Sitcom Stars on Talk Shows; This Week in Sitcoms (Week of September 27, 2021)
SitcomsOnline Digest: Night Court Reboot Gets Series Order; Season Premiere Date Set for The Orville
Fri-Yay: Ted Lasso Wins Big at The Emmys; CBS Expands Ghosts Premiere to One-Hour; Remembering Willie Garson of Sex and the City, Director Jay Sandrich
TBS, TNT and truTV Launch Fall-O-Ween, a Programming Block of Halloween Classics; HBO Max Comedy from Mindy Kaling Debuts November 18
Paramount+ Renews Rugrats for 2nd Season; Eva Longoria Producing Disney Sci-Fi Comedy
Family Guy, King of the Hill, The Cleveland Show and Futurama Joining FXX; HBO Max's Ten Year Old Tom Details


New on DVD/Blu-ray (June-September)

Head of the Class - The Complete Third Season Family Ties - The Complete Series (2021 Release) Hot in Cleveland - The Complete Series (2021 Release) Young Sheldon - The Complete Fourth Season I Dream of Jeannie - The Complete Series (Blu-ray)

06/08 - The Critic - The Complete Series
06/08 - Fuller House - The Fifth and Final Season
06/08 - Fuller House - The Complete Series
06/08 - Our Cartoon President - Season 3
06/15 - The Office - Season 1 (Blu-ray) / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9
06/15 - Parks and Recreation - The Complete Series (Blu-ray)
07/07 - No Activity - Season 2
07/13 - The Unicorn - Season 2
07/20 - Head of the Class - The Complete Third Season
07/27 - Family Ties - The Complete Series (2021 Release)
07/27 - Hot in Cleveland - The Complete Series (2021 Release)
07/27 - The Neighborhood - Season Three
08/20 - The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet - Deluxe Edition (100 Episodes) (Time Life)
08/20 - The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet - Standard Edition (50 Episodes) (Time Life)
08/24 - The Jim Gaffigan Show - Season 2
09/07 - Young Sheldon - The Complete Fourth Season (Blu-ray)
09/21 - I Dream of Jeannie - The Complete Series (Blu-ray)
More TV DVD Releases / DVD Reviews Archive / SitcomsOnline Digest


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 07-26-2020, 11:34 AM   #46
MA
Member
Moderator
Forum Idol
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 110,004
Default

Q: What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

A: Where is pop corn?
__________________
~-*Mikaela*-~
MA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2020, 10:49 PM   #47
Ohio8
Member
Forum Fanatic
 
Ohio8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 29, 2003
Location: Wherever you aren't.
Posts: 13,991
Send a message via AIM to Ohio8 Send a message via Yahoo to Ohio8
Default

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.
__________________
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

Last edited by Ohio8; 09-06-2020 at 09:14 AM.
Ohio8 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-29-2020, 08:14 AM   #48
ThisLittlePiggy
Member
Forum Celebrity
 
ThisLittlePiggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 02, 2013
Posts: 26,200
Default

Why do Scandinavian kids visit candy stores the most?

Because it’s really Sweden there.
ThisLittlePiggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2020, 12:35 PM   #49
MA
Member
Moderator
Forum Idol
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 110,004
Default

Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!
MA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2020, 08:58 AM   #50
ThisLittlePiggy
Member
Forum Celebrity
 
ThisLittlePiggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 02, 2013
Posts: 26,200
Default

I'm going to write a TV show about a detective living in Hawaii who uses mathematics to solve crimes in a circular fashion

that's right, Magnum Pi.
ThisLittlePiggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2020, 09:16 AM   #51
ThisLittlePiggy
Member
Forum Celebrity
 
ThisLittlePiggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 02, 2013
Posts: 26,200
Default

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

It doesn’t work for me.
ThisLittlePiggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2020, 03:43 PM   #52
MA
Member
Moderator
Forum Idol
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 110,004
Default

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch
MA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2020, 10:47 AM   #53
ThisLittlePiggy
Member
Forum Celebrity
 
ThisLittlePiggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 02, 2013
Posts: 26,200
Default

What is a clinical trial done in October called?

a trick or treatment.
ThisLittlePiggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2020, 11:17 AM   #54
MA
Member
Moderator
Forum Idol
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 110,004
Default

On which day are ghosts most scary? Fright-day!
MA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2020, 01:33 AM   #55
ThisLittlePiggy
Member
Forum Celebrity
 
ThisLittlePiggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 02, 2013
Posts: 26,200
Default

What kind of bats fly around the school at night?

AlphaBATS!
ThisLittlePiggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2020, 03:55 PM   #56
MA
Member
Moderator
Forum Idol
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 110,004
Default

What type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning!
MA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2020, 11:08 PM   #57
ThisLittlePiggy
Member
Forum Celebrity
 
ThisLittlePiggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 02, 2013
Posts: 26,200
Default

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.
ThisLittlePiggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2020, 04:51 PM   #58
MA
Member
Moderator
Forum Idol
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 110,004
Default

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Nut-flix
MA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2020, 08:05 AM   #59
ThisLittlePiggy
Member
Forum Celebrity
 
ThisLittlePiggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 02, 2013
Posts: 26,200
Default

How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
ThisLittlePiggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2020, 09:42 AM   #60
MA
Member
Moderator
Forum Idol
 
MA's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 20, 2017
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 110,004
Default

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
MA is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:16 PM.


Although the administrators and moderators of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards will attempt to keep all objectionable messages off this forum, it is impossible for us to review all messages. All messages express the views of the author, and neither the owners of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards, nor vBulletin Solutions Inc. (developers of vBulletin) will be held responsible for the content of any message. The owners of the Sitcoms Online Message Boards reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions Inc.