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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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Heard this one from my father today:

A Christian man arrives at the gates of Heaven and St. Peter offers him a bicycle to ride upon entry.

The gates then open up for a Rabbi to enter who was arriving in a Rolls-Royce. St. Peter then said to the Christian, "It's one of the boss' relatives."
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Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?
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Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station!
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What do you call an ant who fights crime?

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Q: What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes?
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What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

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Q: What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down?
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
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How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
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How is an English teacher like a judge? They both give out sentences.
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