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Old 06-20-2012, 10:03 AM   #91
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There once was a girl in Peru
Who had nothing better to do
She would get high on some drugs
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A man once played for the Packers
The ultimate in linebackers
But drugs and poor health
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Now he sits in a park eating crackers.
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An outlaw was robbing a stage
The driver, who was up there in age
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I only earn minimum wage.
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'Twas a good day for a barbecue
The flies showed up,with their kinfolk too
Some brought their dates
With little paper plates
Telling me, " Hold the onions,they're too hard to chew "
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There once was a fellow named Dwight
Who could run like the speed of light
When running a race
All would give chase
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A woman had wanted a freezer
Her old one just didn't please her
It would run for an hour
Then lose all it's power
And come on again just to tease her.
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A woman had looked in a mirror
She noticed that as she got nearer
Her face was a blur
And that bothered her
So she backed up until it got clearer.
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There once was a man in Atlanta
Who told all the kids he was Santa
They all asked for toys
All the girls and boys
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While brushing his teeth one night
A man had a terrible sight
A tooth on the top
Was ready to drop
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There once was a woman named Kate
Who didn't want people to wait
She was always on time
Until she fell from a climb
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There once was a mouse named Jack
Who lived in a trick or treat sack
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He had plenty to bite
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A birthday party had just ended
The guests who had left,were offended
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Two cats were about to fight
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While they argued their claim
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A woman was riding a bike
Her tire ran over a spike
Her tire went " Pop "
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A man choked on a bottle of beer
So inside he decided to peer
There were bugs in there
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