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Old 02-26-2021, 08:19 AM   #376
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Moe(to Larry): "Boy, is he umb-day!"
Curly:You mean I’m umb-day in Pig Language?
Moe: You’re umb-day in ANY language!
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Secretary: "Well, since prosperity's back, everybody's working."

Moe: "...Brighto, and its six delicious flavors: chocolate, vanilla, cranberry, strawberry, -- "
Curly: "And raspberry."
(Moe slaps Curly.)
Curly: "Ouch! It's still raspberry. (sticks out his tingle)Nyeaaah."
(Moe strikes Curly.)
Moe: "Now keep quiet or I'll sock you again."
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Curly: "My. Nyuck, nyuck. Ain't she pretty?"
Moe: "Boy, you can say that again."
Curly: "My. Nyuck, nyuck. Ain't she pretty?"
Moe: (slaps Curly)"Shut up."
Curly: "You said I could."

Mr. Allen: "Oh, sure. Sure. Simple like radar."

Moe: "Oh, a microphony."
Curly: "And a phony at the mic."

Larry: "Five hundred dollars?"
Moe: "Who do we have to murder?"

Moe: "Ohhh. Short eyeballs, eh?"
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"Will you gentlemen have dessert?" "Yeh, another turkey!"
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Moe: "Go on, boss. Your story's grippin' me."

Larry: "We forgot to tell ya. Every time he sees a mouse he goes crazy. He's marked that way."
Hyden Zeke: "Why?"
Moe: "Because his father was a rat."
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Moe: "That guy must have cat in him. He's got nine lives."
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"Now when the music plays The Gates of Hell Are Open, that's where you walk in."
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Studio Employee: "Yes, sir. I'll order three blonde secretaries."

Larry: "Don't worry; a bade beginning is a good ending."
Curly: "Certainly! If at first you don't succeed, keep on..."

Curly: "He's got it! That'll work."

Curly: "With me, it's a sacrifice."

Moe: (to Curly)"Quiet, you. Just the actions, no words."

Moe: "Now, where are we gonna get a new face for her?"
Curly: "I got it! The face from the barroom floor."
Moe: "Pick out two fingers."
Curly: "One, two."
(Moe eyepokes Curly.)
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(Larry removes a flea from a dog and places it on an anvil.)
Larry: ( to Moe)"Power."
(Moe presses a button. A steam iron falls to the anvil and kills the flea.)
Flea: "Oh, they got me."
Larry: "Let that be a lesson to ya."
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"I'm the best musician in the country!" "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?"
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Curly: "It's low man again."

Larry: "You wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?"
Daisy: "Oh, onay."

Curly: (to Molly)"Did you ever hear of 'Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow'?"
Molly: "Why, yes. Did you write that?"
Curly: "No. I shoveled it."
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"It's too bad we can't get the mother to acquiesce." "Maybe her mother does... why don't you ask her?" [slap!]
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Moe: (to Curly)"Hey! What's the idea of spoilin' the game?"
Curly: "I was for onesies!"
Moe: (slaps Curly)"Well, here's twosies."
Larry: "He was for onesies, you gave him (mumbles)."
Moe: (slaps Larry) "Here's fivesies for you."

Curly: "Certainly! What have I got to lose?"

Moe: (to Larry)"I say, Jasper, uh, what comes after 75?"
Larry: "76."
Moe: "That's the spirit."

Moe: "Wasted five good slugs in a..."
(The court clerk walks up to Moe, grabs his toupee and puts it back on.)
Court Clerk: "I'll sue you for this."
(He walks away.)
Moe: "Oh. Superstitious, eh?"
Curly: "Oh, Vici kid."
Judge: "Gentlemen, you must control your killing instincts."
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