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Oliver: "But he couldn't be dead."

Fred Ziffel: "Oh, yes he could, I personally attended his funeral."

Oliver: "Are you sure?"

Fred Ziffel: "I don't know what you do in New York, but around here we don't give a man a funeral unless we're pretty sure he needs one."
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Lisa: "When you married me you knew that I couldn't cook, I couldn't sew, and I couldn't keep house. All I could do was talk Hungarian and do imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor."

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Lisa Douglas: "Could you keep it a secret from my husband? You see, I want to surprise him."

Ralph Monroe: "My lips are sealed."

Hank Kimball: "Now if we could only keep them that way."

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Oliver: "Eb, why don't you pull up the weeds that are growing in the wheat."

Eb: "Can't I just pull up the wheat? There ain't as much of that."
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Let's not forget the ever present exclamation in the first year in both Green Acres and Petticoat Junction whenever the Douglas' said where they were living.
Various Characters, at once or individually:
"The HANEY PLACE?'
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Eb Dawson: "Boy, you sure are ruining my love life. In our civilization a fella without wheels is nowhere."

Oliver: "Eb, even with wheels you're nowhere."
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Hank: "Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. Did you know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year-old child's is?"
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Oliver Wendell Douglass: [after watching a "conversation" between Lisa and an oinking Arnold] How can you carry on a conversation with him? I can't understand a thing he's saying!

Lisa Douglas: That's because you don't LISTEN!
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Lisa: (to Oliver)"What do you want?"
Oliver: "Ham and eggs."
Lisa: "We don't have any ham!"
Oliver: "We could have."
(Arnold Ziffel squeals and runs out of the Douglas' house.)
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Lisa: "He was reincarcerated."

A note about this quote: Lisa meant to say "He was reincarnated" instead of what she said.
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Eb Dawson: Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe!
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