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Radar (enters post-op): "Boy. That guy really gets on my nerves." (Margaret kisses Radar and exits.). Radar(to Charles): "Wow, wow. Hot lips."
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Hot Lips -"Oh, go salute yourself!"
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Hawkeye - "Ah Halloween in Korea.......bobbing for shrapnel!"
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Hot Lips: "JUST A MOMENT! Isn't that Franks bag?"
Trapper "I thought you were Franks bag!" |
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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Hawkeye - "Okay Radar, state your business in one word or less."
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Col. Blake - "Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant."
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Hot Lips: "CAPTAIN PIERCE!"
Hawkeye: "Later baby." Hot Lips: "That's Major to you!" Hawkeye: "OK, later Major baby." |
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Hawkeye: "What is it Radar? And keep in mind we can't do miracles with height."
Hawkeye (to Radar): "Go on, get mad. I love it when those little wisps of steam come out your ears." |
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Charles: "Hunnicut"
B.J.: "Winchester" Charles: "Where's your friend Pierce?" B.J.: "It's Thursday. The nurses hang their underwear on the line. He takes a sandwich and makes a day of it." |
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Patient: "Nurse...do you happen to have any idea how beautiful you are?" (The
nurse turns around. It's Klinger.) Klinger: "Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that line?" |
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Fr. Mulcahey (runs into Col. Blakes office while Blake, Hawkeye, Trapper and 2 nurses are listening to the Army-Navy game) : "Let's hear one for the gipper!"
Blake: "Father; Notre Dame isn't even playing!" Mulcahey: "Oh" "Then...what's all the excitement about?" |
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Hawkeye: "This is war...it's filthy...it stinks. Beej, can I borrow your cologne?"
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Radar" I have a message...Lt. Col...Henry Blakes plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan...it spun in...there were no survivors."
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Klinger (when asked if he'd be interested in a sex-change operation)" YOU MEAN SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY...?"
"YOU MEAN TAKE A KNIFE AND...?" "YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN I AM!" |
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Radar: "HERE THEY COOME." Spearchucker: "I don't hear nothin'." Radar: "Wait for it."
(Hawkeye challenges Frank to a duel.) Trapper: "Swords or pistols?" Hawkeye: "I was thinking of specimen bottles at twenty paces." Frank: "There are ladies present." Hawkeye: "Oh. (to Hot Lips): "Sorry, baby." Hot Lips: "'Major' to you." Hawkeye: "Right. Sorry, major baby." (Trapper literally kicks Frank out of the Swamp.) Hawkeye: "I thought he'd never leave." (Hawkeye picks up a rock and aims it at Frank.) Hot Lips: "Captain, put that down." Hawkeye: "The mummy strikes." |
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