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Ohio8 · 08-17-2014, 10:21 PM

Radar (enters post-op): "Boy. That guy really gets on my nerves." (Margaret kisses Radar and exits.). Radar(to Charles): "Wow, wow. Hot lips."

AB · 08-18-2014, 04:05 PM

Hot Lips -"Oh, go salute yourself!"

AB · 08-18-2014, 04:08 PM

Hawkeye - "Ah Halloween in Korea.......bobbing for shrapnel!"

treky · 08-18-2014, 11:52 PM

Hot Lips: "JUST A MOMENT! Isn't that Franks bag?"
Trapper "I thought you were Franks bag!"

AB · 08-19-2014, 02:57 PM

Hawkeye - "Okay Radar, state your business in one word or less."

AB · 08-20-2014, 03:37 PM

Col. Blake - "Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant."

treky · 08-22-2014, 11:12 PM

Hot Lips: "CAPTAIN PIERCE!"
Hawkeye: "Later baby."
Hot Lips: "That's Major to you!"
Hawkeye: "OK, later Major baby."

treky · 08-22-2014, 11:16 PM

Hawkeye: "What is it Radar? And keep in mind we can't do miracles with height."

Hawkeye (to Radar): "Go on, get mad. I love it when those little wisps of steam come out your ears."

treky · 08-22-2014, 11:21 PM

Charles: "Hunnicut"
B.J.: "Winchester"
Charles: "Where's your friend Pierce?"
B.J.: "It's Thursday. The nurses hang their underwear on the line. He takes a sandwich and makes a day of it."

Ohio8 · 08-24-2014, 10:00 PM

Patient: "Nurse...do you happen to have any idea how beautiful you are?" (The
nurse turns around. It's Klinger.) Klinger: "Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that line?"

treky · 08-25-2014, 02:38 AM

Fr. Mulcahey (runs into Col. Blakes office while Blake, Hawkeye, Trapper and 2 nurses are listening to the Army-Navy game) : "Let's hear one for the gipper!"

Blake: "Father; Notre Dame isn't even playing!"

Mulcahey: "Oh" "Then...what's all the excitement about?"

treky · 08-25-2014, 02:41 AM

Hawkeye: "This is war...it's filthy...it stinks. Beej, can I borrow your cologne?"

treky · 08-25-2014, 02:46 AM

Radar" I have a message...Lt. Col...Henry Blakes plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan...it spun in...there were no survivors."

(my father always used to laugh at this scene for some reason)

treky · 08-25-2014, 02:50 AM

Klinger (when asked if he'd be interested in a sex-change operation)" YOU MEAN SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY...?"
"YOU MEAN TAKE A KNIFE AND...?"
"YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN I AM!"

Ohio8 · 08-31-2014, 01:29 PM

Radar: "HERE THEY COOME." Spearchucker: "I don't hear nothin'." Radar: "Wait for it."

(Hawkeye challenges Frank to a duel.) Trapper: "Swords or pistols?" Hawkeye: "I was thinking of specimen bottles at twenty paces." Frank: "There are ladies present." Hawkeye: "Oh. (to Hot Lips): "Sorry, baby." Hot Lips: "'Major' to you." Hawkeye: "Right. Sorry, major baby."

(Trapper literally kicks Frank out of the Swamp.) Hawkeye: "I thought he'd never leave."

(Hawkeye picks up a rock and aims it at Frank.) Hot Lips: "Captain, put that down."

Hawkeye: "The mummy strikes."

08-17-2014, 10:21 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,194	Favorite Quotes? Radar (enters post-op): "Boy. That guy really gets on my nerves." (Margaret kisses Radar and exits.). Radar(to Charles): "Wow, wow. Hot lips."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 08-23-2016 at 03:15 PM.

08-18-2014, 11:52 PM	#4
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Hot Lips: "JUST A MOMENT! Isn't that Franks bag?" Trapper "I thought you were Franks bag!"
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

08-25-2014, 02:50 AM	#14
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Klinger (when asked if he'd be interested in a sex-change operation)" YOU MEAN SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY...?" "YOU MEAN TAKE A KNIFE AND...?" "YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN I AM!"
	Last edited by treky; 04-26-2016 at 01:03 AM.

08-31-2014, 01:29 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,194	Radar: "HERE THEY COOME." Spearchucker: "I don't hear nothin'." Radar: "Wait for it." (Hawkeye challenges Frank to a duel.) Trapper: "Swords or pistols?" Hawkeye: "I was thinking of specimen bottles at twenty paces." Frank: "There are ladies present." Hawkeye: "Oh. (to Hot Lips): "Sorry, baby." Hot Lips: "'Major' to you." Hawkeye: "Right. Sorry, major baby." (Trapper literally kicks Frank out of the Swamp.) Hawkeye: "I thought he'd never leave." (Hawkeye picks up a rock and aims it at Frank.) Hot Lips: "Captain, put that down." Hawkeye: "The mummy strikes."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 09-05-2014 at 03:26 PM.

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08-18-2014, 04:05 PM	#2
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 51,552	Hot Lips -"Oh, go salute yourself!"

08-18-2014, 04:08 PM	#3
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 51,552	Hawkeye - "Ah Halloween in Korea.......bobbing for shrapnel!"

08-19-2014, 02:57 PM	#5
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 51,552	Hawkeye - "Okay Radar, state your business in one word or less."

08-20-2014, 03:37 PM	#6
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 51,552	Col. Blake - "Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant."

08-22-2014, 11:12 PM	#7
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Hot Lips: "CAPTAIN PIERCE!" Hawkeye: "Later baby." Hot Lips: "That's Major to you!" Hawkeye: "OK, later Major baby."

08-22-2014, 11:16 PM	#8
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Hawkeye: "What is it Radar? And keep in mind we can't do miracles with height." Hawkeye (to Radar): "Go on, get mad. I love it when those little wisps of steam come out your ears."

08-22-2014, 11:21 PM	#9
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Charles: "Hunnicut" B.J.: "Winchester" Charles: "Where's your friend Pierce?" B.J.: "It's Thursday. The nurses hang their underwear on the line. He takes a sandwich and makes a day of it."

08-24-2014, 10:00 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 13,194	Patient: "Nurse...do you happen to have any idea how beautiful you are?" (The nurse turns around. It's Klinger.) Klinger: "Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that line?"

08-25-2014, 02:38 AM	#11
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Fr. Mulcahey (runs into Col. Blakes office while Blake, Hawkeye, Trapper and 2 nurses are listening to the Army-Navy game) : "Let's hear one for the gipper!" Blake: "Father; Notre Dame isn't even playing!" Mulcahey: "Oh" "Then...what's all the excitement about?"

08-25-2014, 02:41 AM	#12
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Hawkeye: "This is war...it's filthy...it stinks. Beej, can I borrow your cologne?"

08-25-2014, 02:46 AM	#13
treky star trek fan Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,012	Radar" I have a message...Lt. Col...Henry Blakes plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan...it spun in...there were no survivors." (my father always used to laugh at this scene for some reason)