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Maitre d':
Would you care to order dinner?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
[his chair at the table has disappeared] I'd like a chair!

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What, may I ask, did you do with the last one you had?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
I didn't do anything with it! I just got up to dance!

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Lisa: "Oliver, figments are people, too!"

Mr. Haney: "Doggone, Mrs. Douglas, you look as trim as a peach pit in a pound of persimmons."

Lisa: "She led a very sheltered life."

Lisa: (to Oliver)"Well, where are you going?"
Oliver: "To the nearest bar! And when I come back, the three of them can ride on my pink elephant."

Sam: "Well, they eat pretty good for nonexistors."

Oliver: (to Sam)"Look, Eb isn't a kid. At least physically."

Oliver: "What about Natasha?"
Lisa: "Girls are different."

Oliver: "This is the kind of plot you'd expect to see on I Love Lucy!"
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Eb: (to Oliver)"Whatever you have to do, you ain't doin' it."

Oliver: (sarcastically)"Ohhh, that was funny."

Sam: "...and I forgot to mail it."

Oliver: "Only in Hooterville!"

Lisa: "It's supposed to. That's how they measure the killer watts!"

Oliver: "Not a nickel. I'll put the pole on my land!"

Oliver: "Mr. Haney! You're a pirate!!"
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Boy #1: "Boy, has he got a temper."

Doris: "My friend's always like that when he's stoned."

Lisa: "Why couldn't I make a good cake?"
Oliver: "I don't know. Why couldn't you?"

Oliver: "It doesn't fit Hooterville!"
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Chuck: "Man, what a ding-a-ling staircase."

Chuck: "Man, I really splashed down in Hicksville."

Chuck: (to Eb)"Those cats turn you on?"
Eb: "Oh, yeah! They're neat-o!"

Lisa: "...on his sickle cycle."

Oliver: (to Eb)"There's one thing you don't need. That's lazy lessons."

Eb: (to Chuck)"It's kind of an unwritten law. When you sit in front of the general store, you're supposed to whittle. That way, if any tourists come by, it gives the town a nice rustic effect."
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