Dear Fonzie...

[FonzForever]

Originally posted by animalcrackers


Ok Fonzie, people tell me to Get A Life! I'm obsessed with watching this TV show about a 50's family from Milwaukee. Do I need a twelve step program or Dr. Phil, what should I do?

Hey those people are nerds! Their lives must be emptyamundo, if they have time to worry about what YOU watch on televison. The Fonz says you're fine! Next time they bother you , ask them if they want to rumble!
-Fonzie

[FonzForever]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Dear Fonzie,
I'm in the guy's bathroom in Arnold's. We've locked up Richie, Ralph and Potsie. Chuck is in the closet and Chachi's dead. Spike is delivering flowers and not here yet. When will you come?
Sincerely
Fatal Attraction

Dear Fatal Attraction,
Your attempt to get The Fonz over to Arnold's for a date is not cool. I have my friends under constant watch so I always know they're in trouble.
Sorry, but The Fonz is NOT interested.
I hear Webber isn't dating anyone, you should give him a call.
-Fonzie

[White_Daisy]

Originally posted by FonzForever
Dear Fatal Attraction,
Your attempt to get The Fonz over to Arnold's for a date is not cool. I have my friends under constant watch so I always know they're in trouble.
Sorry, but The Fonz is NOT interested.
I hear Webber isn't dating anyone, you should give him a call.
-Fonzie

Dear Fonzie,
Help! I'm in the stall in Arnold's! You've let some crazy high school kid loose and now she's trying to break down the stall to get to me! Can you answer my letter first? I don't like waiting in line when I'm in a life threatening situation. Help! She's got an axe!

Sincerely
Potsie
PS: HELP!

[FonzForever]

Originally posted by White_Daisy


Dear Fonzie,
Help! I'm in the stall in Arnold's! You've let some crazy high school kid loose and now she's trying to break down the stall to get to me! Can you answer my letter first? I don't like waiting in line when I'm in a life threatening situation. Help! She's got an axe!

Sincerely
Potsie
PS: HELP!

I can't believe you Webber. How many times have you asked The Fonz to help you get the chicks to notice you? Now, I send one RIGHT to you are you're complaining. What, she's not good enough for you? And need I remeind you that YOU'RE in High School? So she's got some axe. Just go to Chachi, he's got a new cream for that.

[C Doody]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Muahhahaha. I can see your surrendered. I am the champion my frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends.

I never surrendered, i took a nap LOL

[Stormtracker TF]

Dear Fonzie, on a scale of 1 to 100, What would you rate Paula Petralunga?

[FonzForever]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Dear Fonzie, on a scale of 1 to 100, What would you rate Paula Petralunga?

The Fonz doesn't use 1 to 100, that's for nerds! Paula's got five stars in the Fonz's little black book, IF you must know. You might want to find a chick who moves a little slower.
-Fonzie

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by FonzForever


The Fonz doesn't use 1 to 100, that's for nerds! Paula's got five stars in the Fonz's little black book, IF you must know. You might want to find a chick who moves a little slower.
-Fonzie

Ok thanks, Fonz! lol Who is your top 10 favorite chicks?

[FonzForever]

Originally posted by TheFonz


Ok thanks, Fonz! lol Who is your top 10 favorite chicks?

WHOA, what is this an interview? This is for people for who need The Fonz's help. Anyway everyone knows there's only one girl makes The Fonz's heart stop and that's Ashley Pfister. Her husband better be treating her well, or I'm coming after him!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Dear Fonzie,
I'm in the guy's bathroom in Arnold's. We've locked up Richie, Ralph and Potsie. Chuck is in the closet and Chachi's dead. Spike is delivering flowers and not here yet. When will you come?
Sincerely
Fatal Attraction

Chachi's dead? "Ceeeeeeeeeeeelebrate good times come on!!"



What? I kid! I kid! Lets all have a moment of silence i remembrance of Chachi. *moment* Ok! Thats enough! *plants one on Richie*

[CollegeGirl]

Ok, so I couldn't go a day without stopping by the HD board and checking out the posts. I am sooo tired (left the house at 6am and never returned until 11pm...I was at work the entire time).
Here's my question. I am madly in love with you, Fonz, but I don't think you're interested in settling down. And I still don't think you've ever gotten over Ashley Pfister. You sent White_Daisy to Potsie, but what about me? There's only one Fonz. And when a girl is in love with you, no other man can hold up to your standards.

Also, while at work, I sometimes think of you when you worked with all those kids at Patton High. Remember how you came to Joanie's rescue? Why don't you ever come to mine?

Signed,
Lovesick

[CollegeGirl]

Originally posted by FonzForever


WHOA, what is this an interview? This is for people for who need The Fonz's help. Anyway everyone knows there's only one girl makes The Fonz's heart stop and that's Ashley Pfister. Her husband better be treating her well, or I'm coming after him!

Fonzie,


Isn't it true that CollegeGirl is among your top ten?


Signed,
Anonymous

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


I never surrendered, i took a nap LOL

A nap?!?! Put em up! Put em up!! LOl

[C Doody]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

A nap?!?! Put em up! Put em up!! LOl

Yeah, See me and my friend Potsie were taking a nap so we could play poker tonight and not fall alseep while everyone else does around 4 am and.....well actually, i was just tired LOL.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Yeah, See me and my friend Potsie were taking a nap so we could play poker tonight and not fall alseep while everyone else does around 4 am and.....well actually, i was just tired LOL.

LOl. And, what sucks is, not ONE girl showed up!!


But, ayyyy, when lacking a chick, call Rick-hina.