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Old 08-18-2018, 06:58 PM   #46
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Lou Grant: You know, Mary, you've got spunk.
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Mary Richards: If it weren't for the rotten things that happen in this world we couldn't put on the news show. We should be grateful to all the people who do those rotten things.
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[there is a party at Mary's. Mary has suggested playing a game where one person says a word and the next person thinks of a word that begins with the last letter of the word they heard]
Lou Grant: Does this game go on forever or does it have an end?
Mary Richards: It ends when a person can't think of a word.
Lou Grant: Oh, I'll start. (Lou turns to Ted Baxter.) Box! (Ted cannot think of a word and says nothing.) Game's over.
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[there is a party at Mary's. Mary has suggested playing a game where one person says a word and the next person thinks of a word that begins with the last letter of the word they heard]
Lou Grant: Does this game go on forever or does it have an end?
Mary Richards: It ends when a person can't think of a word.
Lou Grant: Oh, I'll start. (Lou turns to Ted Baxter.) Box! (Ted cannot think of a word and says nothing.) Game's over.
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Lou Grant: You want a raise, is that it?
Ted Baxter: Lou, I've written a figure on this pad.
Lou Grant: Ted, I've written two words on this pad.
Ted Baxter: Lou, I thing there's some room for negotiation between that figure and those words.
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Mary: (to Lou)"I'm doing a good a job as he did, and I'm being payed less?"
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Ted Baxter: Darn, do you have change for a $500?
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Murray (pulling out trays of coins): As a matter of fact . . .
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Ted Baxter: Folks, I've just received a special news bulletin: "You have something on your front tooth."
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Ida (Rhoda's mother): "I never eat, I just nibble."
Mary: "Well, if you're still hungry, there's half a chicken in the refrigerator."
Ida: "Not anymore--that's what I nibbled."
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Lou Grant: Mary, I don't want you to take this wrong, but you're a jerk.

Mary Richards: How could I possibly take that wrong?
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Mary Richards: Ted, do you trust me?

Ted Baxter: Well, sure I do.

Mary Richards: Okay, take off your left shoe.

[Ted does so]

Mary Richards: Now take off your left sock.

Ted Baxter: Mary...

Mary Richards: Do you trust me, Ted?

Ted Baxter: Sure.

Mary Richards: Take off your left sock.

[Ted does so]

Mary Richards: Now, the next time I'm talking to someone and you think of a comment you just have to add to the conversation, I want you to take that sock, and stuff it down your throat.

Ted Baxter: What about the shoe?

[Mary gives a look as if to say "don't tempt me."]
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Mary Richards: Sue Ann, why are you wearing a Santa Claus apron?

Sue Ann Nivens: Oh, I just finished taping a special, on Christmas dinner in many lands. I call it; 'yuletide yummies for world-wide tummies.'
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[there is a party at Mary's. Mary has suggested playing a game where one person says a word and the next person thinks of a word that begins with the last letter of the word they heard]

Lou Grant: Does this game go on forever or does it have an end?

Mary Richards: It ends when a person can't think of a word.

Lou Grant: Oh, I'll start. (Lou turns to Ted Baxter.) Box! (Ted cannot think of a word and says nothing.) Game's over.
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