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Steve M. · 08-28-2013, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ilst331

I am looking for two quotes. Which episode does Mary say that "she's been around" and then which episode does she tell Ted to stuff his sock down his throat?

The one where she's dating a single dad with a snotty kid named Stevie, I think.

He doesn't like Wonder Woman because she's "too butch."

springb · 09-08-2013, 06:52 AM

Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, dear - do you have any idea what happens when you let Veal Prince Orloff sit in an oven too long?

Mary Richards: No, what?

Sue Ann Nivens: He dies.

Kristen · 09-08-2013, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ilst331

I am looking for two quotes. Which episode does Mary say that "she's been around" and then which episode does she tell Ted to stuff his sock down his throat?

The "I've been around" quote is actually from "Mary's Delinquent." The full quote is:

Mary:I've been around. Well, all right, I haven't been around, but I've been nearby!

Cloud9 Lorraine · 09-09-2013, 08:46 PM

How about when Lou tells Mary she has spunk. Then goes on to say, "I HATE spunk!".

Ohio8 · 09-05-2014, 04:24 PM

Lou: " I treasure you people."

Steve M. · 09-05-2014, 08:33 PM

Murray: "Well, if it isn't the Marcello Mastroianni of Minneapolis newscasting."

Ted: "Why, thank you, Murray."

Murray: "Oh, it's not a compliment, Ted. He has trouble speaking English too!"

From the first episode.

Alan Brady's Hair · 09-05-2014, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud9 Lorraine

How about when Lou tells Mary she has spunk. Then goes on to say, "I HATE spunk!".

This is the quote of the show.

Ted: "Ideko Sawakaki...damn!"

Ohio8 · 09-14-2014, 05:26 PM

Sue Ann: "I was lying in bed last night and I couldn't sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down."

AB · 09-15-2014, 04:48 PM

(The Dinner Party)

Rhoda - "Mary, I thought you knew. Your parties are uh.. disasters. I mean I thought you knew, how could you not know?"
Mary - "Yes I know okay. I know.. I knew.. I just didn't know that anyone else knew."

AB · 09-16-2014, 03:58 PM

Sue Ann - "Mary, you've been in my bedroom before, haven't you?"
(Mary looks around in amazement)
Mary - "Oh no! I would have remembered this!"

AB · 09-16-2014, 04:03 PM

Lou - "Put it on an idiot card for Ted."
Ted - "Cue cards, Lou! I don't know why everyone insists on calling cue cards, idiot cards."
Murray - "We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue, Ted!"

Ohio8 · 09-17-2014, 05:03 PM

Mary (to Murray): "You know close Ted came to losing his job over this?" Mary: "Not close enough."

Ohio8 · 09-17-2014, 05:15 PM

Mary: "I thought about something last night: what is a family. And I think I know. A family is people who make you feel less alone and really loved. Thank you for being my family."

Steve M. · 07-17-2015, 07:45 PM

When Chuckles the Clown got shelled to death, Ted Baxter had to figure out how to report it. "He . . . he died a broken man!"

LittleRickyII · 07-21-2015, 11:23 PM

Lou, to Mary: "You're either lying, or I'm a whole lot sexier than I thought."

This line doesn't mean anything if you haven't seen the episode, but if you see it it's hilarious.

09-08-2013, 06:52 AM	#17
springb Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2001 Location: Green Bay, WI, USA Posts: 126	Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, dear - do you have any idea what happens when you let Veal Prince Orloff sit in an oven too long? Mary Richards: No, what? Sue Ann Nivens: He dies.
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09-05-2014, 04:24 PM	#20
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 11,651	Lou: " I treasure you people."
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Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 11,651	Mary: "I thought about something last night: what is a family. And I think I know. A family is people who make you feel less alone and really loved. Thank you for being my family."
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LittleRickyII Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 22, 2009 Location: California Posts: 2,228	Lou, to Mary: "You're either lying, or I'm a whole lot sexier than I thought." This line doesn't mean anything if you haven't seen the episode, but if you see it it's hilarious.
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09-09-2013, 08:46 PM	#19
Cloud9 Lorraine Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 10, 2007 Location: NY Posts: 327	How about when Lou tells Mary she has spunk. Then goes on to say, "I HATE spunk!".

09-05-2014, 08:33 PM	#21
Steve M. Holding the compass Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 29,962	Murray: "Well, if it isn't the Marcello Mastroianni of Minneapolis newscasting." Ted: "Why, thank you, Murray." Murray: "Oh, it's not a compliment, Ted. He has trouble speaking English too!" From the first episode.

09-14-2014, 05:26 PM	#23
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 11,651	Sue Ann: "I was lying in bed last night and I couldn't sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down."

09-15-2014, 04:48 PM	#24
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	(The Dinner Party) Rhoda - "Mary, I thought you knew. Your parties are uh.. disasters. I mean I thought you knew, how could you not know?" Mary - "Yes I know okay. I know.. I knew.. I just didn't know that anyone else knew."

09-16-2014, 03:58 PM	#25
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Sue Ann - "Mary, you've been in my bedroom before, haven't you?" (Mary looks around in amazement) Mary - "Oh no! I would have remembered this!"

09-16-2014, 04:03 PM	#26
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Lou - "Put it on an idiot card for Ted." Ted - "Cue cards, Lou! I don't know why everyone insists on calling cue cards, idiot cards." Murray - "We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue, Ted!"

09-17-2014, 05:03 PM	#27
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 11,651	Mary (to Murray): "You know close Ted came to losing his job over this?" Mary: "Not close enough."

07-17-2015, 07:45 PM	#29
Steve M. Holding the compass Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 29,962	When Chuckles the Clown got shelled to death, Ted Baxter had to figure out how to report it. "He . . . he died a broken man!"