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Jill: [about Bob Vila] Are you afraid that big bad Bob is going to make you look foolish?
Tim: Better men than him have made me look foolish.
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Jill: [to Tim, after finding the missing wrench in the dryer] Do you want this on regular cycle or fluff?
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Al: I'm just saying that if you send that chain letter, you'll have better luck.
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Jill (about Tim's kilt): Hey, you look great.
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
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Jill: Why do they call it a monkey wrench?
Tim: They call it a monkey wrench because even a monkey can use it.
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Tim: Is there anything you DON'T know, Wilson?
Wilson: I don't know.
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Tim: You see, after thirteen years of marriage . . .
Jill: Fourteen!
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Jill: I thought you said it was a technical problem!
Tim: Technically, I was the problem.
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Jill: I'll be going upstairs now...
Tim: You want company?
Jill: No, just you.
Tim: [because the kids are asleep at the dinner table] Shouldn't we take the boys to bed?
Jill: Nah, leave them. It'll only take a minute, anyway...
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Jill: I am so glad that I didn't let anybody talk me out of marrying you.

Tim: Who tried to talk you out of marrying me?
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Randy: Did you rebel against your father?

Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk.

Randy: He'd be proud if he could see you now.
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Tim: If I ever said it was hard living with you, just say one word, 'Al'.

Jill: It's that bad, huh?
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[Jill is listening to opera music]

Tim Taylor:
Jill, I can't work with this noise!

Jill Taylor:
How can you call that noise?

Tim Taylor:
That's not noise, that's a proctology exam!
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