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Old 04-29-2006, 06:05 AM   #240
lilhave
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Default Redneck wedding

It might be a redneck wedding...


If the groom is wearing a bowling shirt


If the bride wears a crop top so her tattoo will show


If the bride’s hair is bigger than her veil


If the bride carries a bouquet of artificial flowers


If the bride maids have fringe on their skirts and vests


If the wedding is delayed because the groom’s truck wouldn’t start


If the bride’s father brings a shotgun to the wedding


If the wedding march is played on dueling banjos


If the friends of the groom TP the church


If the decorations include any pink flamingo


If the best man is wearing a baseball cap


If the preacher has sideburns and wide lapels


If they throw corn at the couple instead of rice


If the musical selections include Loretta Lynn or George Jones


If the photographer is using a disposable camera from Wal-Mart


If the groom’s men have western boots and sequins on their shirts


If the reception is held at the local waffle house


If the hor dourves include pork skins and bean dip


If guests play pinball machines or shoot pool at the reception


If there is a jug in the backroom


If the wedding gifts include hubcaps, ammunition, or IOUs


If the wedding buffet includes pork barbecue and toothpicks


If the getaway car is a pickup truck with Pabst beer cans tied behind it


If the wedding announcement is in the free advertiser newspaper


If the couple plans to honeymoon in Branson, Mo.


If the newlyweds will reside in a mobile home


If the groom gives chewing tobacco for wedding favors


If the bride does too

Harvey
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