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Old 05-12-2006, 06:00 AM   #313
lilhave
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Top Ten Signs Your Shop Teacher Is Nuts


10. Drinks two gallons of marine varnish a week

9. Begins every sentence with "Back when I was sane..."

8. Shouts "Watch this -- you don't need a hammer if you have a steel plate in your skull."

7. Same project semester after semester: Make your own coffin

6. Favorite game: Fill my pants with sawdust

5. Guns 'N' Roses recorded one of his songs.

4. He's built himself a plywood girlfriend.

3. If someone loses a finger, everyone loses a finger.

2. Arranges bandsaw safety demonstration by Lorena Bobbitt

1. Calls the drill press "Mommy"

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