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Old 04-23-2006, 12:26 AM   #208
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Default Your date is not having a good time

Top Ten Signs Your Date Is Not Having a Good Time

10. Doesn't laugh when you give yourself ketchup sideburns

9. As you drop her off, she says "Do me a favor -- next time call a different escort service."

8. You catch her giving her phone number to the guy squeegeeing your windshield

7. Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?

6. Seems unimpressed that you're the senior senator from Oregon

5. Lunges at you several times with a steak knife

4. Doesn't even finish her "Whopper"

3. It's been four hours since she left the ladies room

2. You're Orville Redenbacher; she hates popcorn

1. Whispers to waiter "Please kill me."

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