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Old 12-19-2002, 11:10 PM   #132
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Originally posted by CollegeGirl
Dear Fonzie,

I'm sorry that I spread that rumor about you going to Inspiration Point with the Aloha Pussycats. PLEASE don't kill me! I'm too young to die! You always have the best luck with women. Wherever you go, women flock to your side. They all want to be with the legendary Fonz. You'd think they'd love me too. After all, you can resist me and my red hair? You'd think they'd all want my bod. Truthfully, I'm TOO good looking for them. They're afraid that I will turn them down. So, they shy away. I was just trying to set of CollegeGirl so she would have the opportunity to ask me out.

Please forgive me.

Your Friend,
Ralph Malph
YOU STILL GOT IT!!!!!!!
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