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Old 10-03-2019, 06:21 AM   #850
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Ralph Kramden:
I asked you if you had any leftovers for last night's supper.

Alice Kramden:
Ralph, we're eating at my mother's.

Ralph Kramden:
I told you, I am not going to your mother's, I'm too tired, and I gotta get to bed early.

Alice Kramden:
You'll still get to bed early. We'll go to mother's, eat supper, and come right home.

Ralph Kramden:
Now, you know I'm not that kind of a man. I'm not the kind that eats and runs.

Alice Kramden:
Eats and runs? The way you eat, you're lucky you can walk!

Ralph Kramden:
Oh, if I wasn't tired, would you get yours!
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