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Old 04-21-2006, 06:08 AM   #205
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Default Words of wisdom

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does falling down a flight of stairs.

You can do anything if you want it bad enough. That is why we see so many people who can fly.

Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.

Never under-estimate your ability to over-estimate your ability.

Laughter is the best medicine, but in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.

While others complain that their glasses are half empty, find joy in the fact that yours is half full. Just make sure it's twice as big as everyone else's glass.

It takes a village to raise a child to hate all of the people in the next village.

Dare to dream the impossible. I mean, why not? Dreaming doesn't take any effort.

The key to someone's heart is never lost; it's just that the locks were changed 'cause you're some sort of psycho.

You have to learn to crawl before you can grovel.

Each dawn brings us a fresh start, because we never freakin' learn, do we?

You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the prince. But he probably isn't going to be interested in some frog-kisser.

Every failure is a step to success up a ladder that will eventually collapse under the weight of all those failures.

True beauty is on the inside, where no one will ever see it.

One person can make a difference, if that person is, like, Bill Gates or whatzisname, the speaker of the House of Representatives.

Every dog has his day. Of course, his day consists of smelling other dogs' butts.

You can run but you can't hide, except apparently along the Afghan-istan-Pakistan border.

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