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Old 04-11-2006, 06:04 AM   #149
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Default Black and White Truths

Black And White Truths

Truths black people know, but white people won't admit...
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller.
6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children.
8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is NOT cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

Truths white people know, but black people won't admit...
1. Tupac is dead
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it!
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President (or Al Sharpton for that matter)
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your Pastor doesn't know everything.

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