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Old 12-15-2018, 02:14 AM   #234
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after "I LOVE LUCY"" ended its run CBS wanted to make a spin-off about Fred & Ethel. But Vivian Vance said "No way in HELL would I ever work with Mr. Frawley again!!"
the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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