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Old 06-16-2019, 01:51 PM   #26
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Christy: "What is gluten, anyway?"

Bonnie: (to Christy) "...I lied because I love you."

Christy: "That was the best shower of my life."

Christy: "...don't get hung up on the metaphor."

Bonnie: (to Jill) "I don't like your blouse."

(Bonnie and Jill, et al are stoned and riding playground horses.)
Jill: "You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these."
Bonnie: "When you were little?"
Jill: "No, just now."
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