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Old 05-28-2012, 04:15 PM   #14
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This one started off as a limerick but I couldn't get off the first rhyme.

I saw a spider on the living room wall
I gave him a swat,I then watched him fall
I lifted my foot as he began to crawl
He was hard to crush,being so small
So I picked up a book and gave it my all
When I lifted the book he ran down the hall
He got in my bed,I never seen such gall
I was going to finish him off,but he began to bawl
So I just wished him goodnight,and goodnight to y'all
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