Sanford & Son
Sanford & Son, all the time...
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[Fred holds his chest as if
he's having a heart attack.]
Fred: Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had! You hear that
Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey!
Lamont: You're a dirty old man, ya hear that?
Fred: And I'm gonna be one until I'm a dead old man!
Fred: I ain't afraid to give you one across the lips!
Fred: I still want to sow some wild oats!
Lamont: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded
Fred: You are so ugly that if you pressed your face in some dough...
you'd have gorilla cookies.
Fred: You just dumb, son. You just dumb.
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