Fan Fiction
Nell- Hey ya Joey where you been Joey- Out at the playground why Nell- And where is little Matty Joey- He's ......um.......ooops! Nell- You left him at the playground Joey- I dont know Nell as all I know I saw a beautiful girl and the next I was hiding from her Nell- What...My baby's a chicken Joey- Aunt Nell Nell- Come on Joey lets get to that playground Joey- Why Nell- First to get your brother and second to get a date Joey- Aunt Nell.....wooooooooo(he is taken by Nell by the collar as they scamper to the door) (((((((((((((((((theme))))))))))))))))))))))))0 Nell- I am very dispointed in you Joey Joey- Aunt Nell Nell- Matty go to your room ok Matthew- Ok aunt Nell Nell- Joey I am so ashamed of you Joey-but aunt Nell Nell- No buts about it Joey I stuck you in front of her face and you closed your eyes Joey- Thats because she sits in the front row in my school and looks at ne a lot and I'm shy of her Nell- Oh Joey little casanova aren't we Joey- Aunt Nell Addy- Whats all of the racass going on Nell- My Joey is a little casanova Addy- Is not Nell- Is to Addy- Is not Nell- Is to, to, to Addy- You should never use a word to go after the same crow magnon Nell- Oh shut up Addy , now lets get dinner ready Iv'e invited Simpson and Patti over for dinner tonight Addy- Great idea Sam- Nell Nell- Ya Sam Sam- Why hasn't Simpson and Pati showed up yet, are they late Nell- I dont know Sam but if you want to start without them go ahead Sam- Thanks Nell Grandpa- Oh Nell dinners ready, where is Simpson and Patti Nell- I dont know grandpa maybe we'd better start without them and then we'll find out what was wrong when they get here Grandpa- Good idea Simpson(opens the door and starts to cry) Nell- Simoson whats wrong why are you late we were gonna start without you Simpson- I got a ticket for speeding(he cries some more) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- Oh come on in, come on in Simpson, hi Patti Patti- Hi Nell Nell- Simpson it's ok sit down Simpson- oh thank you Ne-e-e-e-e-l(cries and blows his nose) Nell- Well Patti why did Simpson get a ticket Patti- Because he was going 60 on a 50 mile zone Simpson(cries some more) and the officer who gave me a ticket is my best friend Patti- thats right captain leuchasi Simpson(cries some more Nell- Thats ok we all got speeding tickets, hell I got one the day I came back to Glenlawn Addy- You know I got one two days ago Sam- Ya I got one last week Nell- You see everyone gets them all of the time Simpson- So but it was my first on(cries some more) Nell- Oh , Oh I see ok Simpson just relax, just relax Simpson- Oh thank you nell(blows his nose again) Nell- Say Simpson Simpson- Ya Nell- How bout if I stop make you cry huh, how about you sit on my lap and I sing you a song my mama always sung to me when I was little ansd what I sung to sam a couple of years ago when she thought the world was going to end Simpson- The world ended for me today Nell(cries some more) Nell- Ok , Ok sit on my lap, Ooooooooooh, ok there you go(looks down in a wierd voice saying I feel like a fool but wants to help Simpson........she then sings a song to him and then he cries some more )why are you crying impson Simpson- Because when you said Jesus watches over me..... HE wasnt tonight Nell- No Simpson, Simpson he was..........he...........he Simpson(goes into the bathroom and slams the door) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- Please come out Simpsonb ok , Please Patti- Ya Simpson come on out ok Nell- Come out Simpson we want to talk ok Sam- Nell face it he's been in there over an hour maybe he went out the window like I did many years ago when I stole daddy's squad car Nell- ya but he's too big to fit through the window...Simpson please cme out please please(she starts to cry) Iv'e tried everything to stop making you cry please I dont want to see you live like this I(asshe looks down sobbering over nothing Simpson comes out and smiles down at nell) Simpson Simpson- Nell! April fool's Nell- April fools.....Oh April fools Oh my God I didn't even know that come over here you awful great fooler let's hug, yaaaaaaaaa(she hugs Simpson and he hugs her and they smile as everyone watches around them and smiles and the scene freezes)