Fan Fiction
Nell- Oh Addy I cant believe that all of these bills keep coming in like this Addy- Oh calm yourself hoeny you know you and I should get ourselves a membership to the health club Nell- Do you think that I want to pend hours burning off fat that I worked very hard to get I dont think so Addy- Oh come on girl Nell- Oh Addy all of these bills before you know it we'll be broke Joey- Aunt Nell Nell- Yes Joey Joey- I'm all done my homework is it ok if I can go to the playground Nell- Sure thing kiddo Matthew- And me too aunt Nell Nell- Yes Matthew you too Sam- See ya Nell Nell- hoooooooooooooo! wait a minute you all dressed up like that say you are walking the streets Sam- I'm going on a date Nell Nell- A date ioh thats nice Sam- Nell Ive been going on daates for the past month we've been back Nell- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha oh your so , so , so, so, so-ooooo funny Sam- Nell I have no time for that laugh anymore Nell- am wait baby I..... Addy- Uh-huh and you dont want to loose that weight you put on Nell- She slamed the door on me...I'm gonna kill her.....Sam get back here(phne rings) Hell? Oh hi Loretta how've you been......Oh no Addy- Is something wrong Nell- Shhhhh! Your broke oh my God Addy- Ne-ell Nell- Shhh baby please..Oh I'm so sorry for you, ok, ok I'll call you later, bye bye Addy- Whats wrong Nell- Addy my sisters brokr(she cries and addy consoles her by giving her a hug) (((((((((((((((((((theme)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Nell- Oh Addy what am I to do Addy- Well got o Denver and see how things are going Nell- It was so stupid of howard to get fired from that radio station.....Hey yo're right Mama- Oh Nell! Nell- Ohhhhhhhhh mama Mama- I knew Lorretta wouldn't of came here you cheap snob Nell- Mama! Mama- You disgrace the family thats what Nell- Mama I was on my way over to see her Mama- You know what Nell Nell-What Mama Mama- I am moving into this house Nell- (feints) Addy- Nell(tries to revive her) Nell- Uhhhh Ohhhhhh get back to that moving in part Mama- Ooooooh your a discrace to me and the entire family, now it's either you make Loretta move in and you support her by giving her some of that money you won and I stay out of your life Nell- But Mama thats blackmail Mama- whether you like it or not mama alway knows best ok Nell- Yes Mama Grandpa- Oh Maybell back from New york so soon Mama-Yes and I plan on keeping it that way Stanley if you dont mind Nell- Mama I'll do the best I can to invite Loretta here but what if she refuses Mama- Then I will at least take the thought that you had the heart to help your sister in need who always helped you Nell- Ya right Mama- What was that Nell Nell- Oh -uh-nothing ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- Hi Loretta...um ya listen I was thinking , how about me, and you, and Jerome, and Howard all share my house together in ......Ok, Ok , Ok , ok I see, Ok , ok , ok, bye Mama- Well what did she say Nell- She said your giving me a headache Mama- Na Nell what did she really say Nell- She said she'd think about it Mama- Well that doesnt mean that I caant live in Glenlawn where I can visit my Nell every ten minutes a day does it? Nell- NO mama go right ahead, My door's always open for you to Well Nell in! Mama- Thank you Nell, Have a goodnight Nell- Bye Mama Mama- Bye Simpson- Oh hi Ya Nell Patti- Hi Nell Nell- Oh Hi Simpson hi Patti where are you guys off to Patti- We're off to see Parent hood at the movies Nell- Well you'll need the practice someday (they laugh) Patti- Well we just wanted to drop by and say hi Simpson- Ya we'll see ya Nell Nell- Bye Patti- Bye Simpson- Bye Nell- What nice friends Addy- Ya you know I'm really glad we're back here Nell- Ya and now withthe deakl with mama its heaven from here on up Mama- I knew yu tricked me..........You cheat! Nell(stares in shock at mama looking angry at her in the door) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- Mama what is it now? Mama- I knew that loretta would leave Howard Nell- What Mama- She left Howard because he left the radio Station Nell- You know what Mama this is you at your best you know. Fist the gun, then Loreta and Howard breaking up, then them loosing all of their money and then them breaking up all over again you know it never ends Mama- You know what nell I....(the phone rings) Nell- Hello.....what! oh my god thats, thats wondrful yipppppppppe!!! Mama- Oh hang it up Nell- Will do Mama Mama- And who as that and what did they want Nell- That was Lorett a Howard bought a scratch ticket and won 1,000,000 dollars and their back together again and moving to Caslifornia to be with me. What! oh my god no! Mama- Looks like things turn out for the best Nell- Mama mia !!!!!!!(she feints and Mama tries to revive her and the scene freezes) Next Week On Gimme A Break! Nell- Where have you been Sam- On a date Nell- You know what lady I dont know anything about your life anymore Sam- Well good Nell- Fine Sam- Im leaving Nell- Dont you slam the......door Addy- What Nell Nell- Im worried that Sam is you know into it know Addy- Meaning Nell- We have to follow her secretly and see what she's up to everytime she leaves the house in a istress dress or in a grumpy mood)