Fan Fiction
Nell- Oh I'm so happy Joey Joey- For what Nell- That the family will all be here soon Joey- Ya whoopie Nell- You know what Joey Joey- What aunt Nell Nell- Why dont you sweet talk them into moving back Joey- Aunt Nell Nell- Well I... Addy- Nell how could you Samantha -Ya Nell I can see how... Nell- Hold it right there....Sam your'e a sucker for everything I'll switch things around Joey go upstairs and do your homework Joey- Aunt Nell! Nell- Sam you do the sweet talking Addy- Well let's see where another one of your brilliant ideas gets you this time girl Nell- Oh don't worry Addy...Don't worry (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((theme)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Nell- Oh Joey Did you do all of your homework Jopey- Aunt Nell your kidding right Nell- No, No honey...I.......I'm not Joey- Nell every day you ask me thaty question as well as on weekends Nell- Oh do I I'm sorry then I'll only have to ask you on weekdays Joey- Aunt Nell Nell- What(snaps at him) do you think I have time to listen to info that is as stupid as her(looks at Samantha) Sam- Nell! Joey- School isn't until next monday Nell- Oh , Oh then in that case your grounded till next monday Joey- Aunt Nell! Nell- Dont Aunt Nell me because I say when you have school and when you dont Sam- Nell I..... Nell- Ooooooh Shut up Sam- But... Nell- Shut your mouth Sam- I hate you Nell Nell- SO do I Sam- I'm going to my room Nell- FIne stay in there till you are dead(laughs) Matthew- Aunt Nell Nell- Yes Matthew what is it Matthew- So you are as stupid as Sam because you didn't know when school starts Nell- No Mathew I dont and if yopu have a problem with that I think youd better get up to your room before I go bannamnas(tackles him against the wall and yells at him) Matthew- Ok aunt Nell(runs upstairs) Nell(depressed lets out a sigh and looks down and turns toward the kitchen) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Simpson- Hi Ya everybody Nell- Don't you ever knock Simpson- Oh I'm sorry guys Addy- It's ok Simpson Nell- Ya Simpson make yourself at home the family will be here any minute Simpson- Why thank ya Nell and Patti will be over in a couple of hours with some appetizers Nell- Oh how is Patti Simpson- Great Nell- Thats good to hear Sam- Nell I.......... Nell- Do you hear that Sam it's the family Julie- Hi Nell Jonathan- Hi Nell Nell- Oh Julie , Jonathan, baby Nell It's all been so , so long Julier- It's only ben 6 months...remember we all went to Katies for new years Nell- Oh ya , ya Katie- Nell Nell- Oh Katie Katie- Hi mamma(they hug) Nell- Now that all of us are together why dont we have a little discussion ok jonathan- Sure Julie- Fine Katie- Ok Sam- Great Nell- Was I talking to you Sam no I wasn't Sam- Nell I.. Nell- Ooooooooooo shut up(snaps at her) Sam- I'm sorry Nell- Now Samanthathere is one thing you can tells them cvome on over here come here , now tell them how I am nopt snobby, or nozy, or but into peoples space anymore......Hasn't this been one big cherful family home since we moved back Sam(stands there) Nell-Well(snaps at her) Sam(looks down at the floor) Nell- What is this child pre school answers dont come from the floor you know Sam- Whatever she said guys ya it has been Nell- You see even she sticks up for me Sam- Thas because you'd snap at me again Nell- Oooooooooooooo go upstairs(snaps at her) Sam- Fine!(runs upstairs) Simpson- You know some of this cola here will make us all a little better dont ya think Nell ha Nell- Simpson! Simpson- Ya Nell- Drink up(opens the cola and pours it all over his head) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- I'm sorry Simpson I.. I really didnt mean that its just that I'm having a lot of blues at this reunion today Simpson- Oh I understand That Nell Nell- Well thanks Simpson Katie- Well Nell I think I may consider of moving back to the place whee I used to live before I moved to San Fransisco and get my own apartment there if there is any open and available Julie- Ya and Me and Jonathan are thinking of moving to a one family house in Glenlawn so we can visit you almost everyday Sam- And I.......... Nell- Not now Samantha Sam- Nell you see you make me sad....It's been 5 years youve been snaping at me I want it to stop(cries and Nell goes over to her and comforts her) Nell- I'm sorry honey is it ok now Sam-Yes Grandpa-So Nell Do you think that if I ever go to a retirement home you will act this way Nell- You'd better believe it (((afterwards))))) Nell- Well Thank you all for coming Julie- Bye Nell Jonathan- Bye Nell Katie- Bye Nell Nell- I'll see you all later Simpson- Ya know Nell I still have cola left if you want any Nell- I think..I think we can all use a drink right now(she starts pourinng the cola into the cups Patti- I'm here Nell- Oh you missed everybody Patti- Oh that's ok Nell- What have you got there Patti- Appetizers. Hmm lets see, ham, cheeze, crackers, bread, mayo, pickles, it's a feast isn't it Nell- No it's a family reunion.....Now I know thaqt 3 Ok 4 including baby Nell are not in this house anymore but we've got Patti now, and little Matthew whome we never knew beofre and with me, and Sam, and grandpa, and Joey, and Addy , and Matthew, and Simpson, and Patti and that makes of us......we're a family Patti- Ok now family why dont we eat I'm hugry Nell- Good idea(they runn over to the table from the couch and the scene freezes) (Next Week On Gimme A Break!) Nell- Joey, Matthew your gonna be late for school Joey- Coming Aunt Nell Matthew- Coming Aunt Nell Nell- Joey whats wrong? Joey- I have a problem....I cant stop scratching Nell- Well why dont we just buy ou a back scratcher for you then Joey- Ok Aunt Nell See you later Nell-Bye honey